Don't do drugs!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:18 am

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you!!!" The lion answered, "This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on "ecstasy."

Post by **Chupacabra** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:19 am

but how did the rabbit talk to the animals to begin with?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:26 am

Drugs make animals talk.... sometimes...

Post by **glossy** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:30 am

shut up you stoned hippie loser

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:14 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:18 am

nice one

(the joke)

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:23 am

thanks

Post by **Big Kahuna Burger** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:25 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:

oh i get it

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:52 am

go away

Post by **shiv4** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:32 am

Kracus wrote: They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."

Post by **Ryoki** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:49 am

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:thanks

funniest post in thread

Post by **mik0rs** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:41 pm

LOL (@ the joke)

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:48 pm

giraffes dont live in forests

Post by **Eraser** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:53 pm

MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests

nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?

Post by **Haystacker17** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:54 pm

Post by **MKJ** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:02 pm

Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests
nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?

yet, this story rings more true than any of kracus' "Real life" experiences

Post by **Zyte** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:10 pm

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Post by **Chupacabra** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:58 pm

Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests
nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?

asiatic lions :icon34:

Post by **Geebs** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:57 pm

Old as the hills

Post by **Dek** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:09 pm

Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests
nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?

Sheeesh, that's easy they carry it in their trunks..

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