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Don't do drugs!

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A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said, "Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked, "Lion, why are you doing this? He was trying to help you!!!" The lion answered, "This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on "ecstasy."
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Post by Chupacabra »

but how did the rabbit talk to the animals to begin with?
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Drugs make animals talk.... sometimes...
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Post by glossy »

shut up you stoned hippie loser
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HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Image
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Post by [xeno]Julios »

nice one :) (the joke)
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

thanks :)
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Post by Big Kahuna Burger »

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:
HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:Image
oh i get it
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go away
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Kracus wrote: They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said, "Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."
:)
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Post by Ryoki »

HM-PuFFNSTuFF wrote:thanks :)
funniest post in thread :)
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LOL (@ the joke)
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giraffes dont live in forests :(
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MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests :(
nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?
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Post by Haystacker17 »

ummm
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Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests :(
nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?
yet, this story rings more true than any of kracus' "Real life" experiences
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CHICKS BAR FIGHT MATES FRIEND CAR
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Post by Chupacabra »

Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests :(
nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?
asiatic lions :icon34:
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Old as the hills
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Post by Dek »

Eraser wrote:
MKJ wrote:giraffes dont live in forests :(
nor do lions,
but it's obvious that Elephants always carry a mirror and razorblade in their erm.... yeah, in their what?
Sheeesh, that's easy they carry it in their trunks.. :D
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