Star Wars - The Force Awakens teaser trailer

[andyman]

WE AINT FOUND SHIT

[Scourge]

Remember that the exhaust ports are "5 metres" wide.

Temporary nerd moment: 2 meters you spastic twat.

[feedback]

It looks as shitty as the last 3 movies, tbh.

[LawL]

Lots of upset nerds in this thread.

[Pext]

[youtube]v93Jh6JNBng[/youtube]

[MrLego]

Lego Style...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpfWrh1scZU

[Doombrain]

[youtube]v93Jh6JNBng[/youtube]

You beat me.

[CZghost]

Voting for the lego version, it's crazy

[MKJ]

the xwing pilot dodging the laser blast nailed it.

[losCHUNK]

I know -

George Lucas bastardised his own creation
It won't live up to the originals
Everything will be greenscreened
JJ Abrams will fuck it up in everyway
Disney will make cookie cutter nostalgia for $$$
The old characters will be forced to whore themselves
and after the Star Trek reboot it will destroy everything made before it

BUT I still can't help but be a little excited, even though I said I wouldn't

[scared?]

Fuck up what? Go watch any starwars movie again. They are really really terrible...

[Captain]

Lots of upset nerds in this thread.

And they'll all see it on opening day. 4 times.

[LawL]

Fuck up what? Go watch any starwars movie again. They are really really terrible...

Try for a third time faggot.

[seremtan]

Disney will make cookie cutter nostalgia for $$$
The old characters will be forced to whore themselves

but it'll rhyme - you know, like poetry

[andyman]

http://www.avclub.com/article/topher-gr ... uels-70527

[seremtan]

yeah saw that on reddit. shame it'll never be released into the wild

[MKJ]

well ok then

[xer0s]

His logic is sound.

Check out the full video, it's hilarious...

[Eraser]

Heh. First thing I wonder about when I see that is why on earth someone anno 2014 would take screen captures and caption them with subtitles instead of simply uploading the original video to YouTube.

[seremtan]

screencaps aren't vulnerable to DMCA takedowns, that's why

[xer0s]

But in this case, the video is out there and won't be taken down...

[MKJ]

because some people read faster than the video takes to get to the point

because a still img is less data than a video, especially relevant when viewing on mobile

because you might not have access to sound at that moment

because probably 5 more reasons if you take ten seconds to think about it.

[xer0s]

Damn, you're kinda being a dick to Eraser...

[vesp]

Haha... Colbert is an uber-nerd, and it's awesome.

Also re: the Millenium Falcon's new rectangular dish - didn't the old one get blown off in part 6... I think it's a good wee nod to continuity

[losCHUNK]

Damn fine memory sire, I forgot til you mentioned. I seem to remember it getting knocked off by a girder, when the black dude was driving it like he stole it.

... "that was close ?"