Doomsday

[xer0s]

12/21/12

Only two days left! Time to start drinking!

Do you know any morons who believe something might really happen?

[mrd]

Quick, somebody lock this.

[YourGrandpa]

Do you know any morons who believe something might really happen?

You?

[Silicone_Milk]

Something will happen.

Doomsday will get pushed back due to some overseen math errors that were suddenly revealed when the Earth didn't implode on itself.

[LawL]

12/21/12

Only two days left! Time to start drinking!

Do you know any morons who believe something might really happen?

Anyone who uses the format of month/day/year should die anyway.

[seremtan]

I am literally drowning in a sea of dicks.

[Transient]

12/21/12

Only two days left! Time to start drinking!

Do you know any morons who believe something might really happen?

Sadly, yes. And I will laugh in her stupid face on Saturday.

[mrd]

I am literally drowning in a sea of dicks.

IRL

[xer0s]

12/21/12

Only two days left! Time to start drinking!

Do you know any morons who believe something might really happen?

Sadly, yes. And I will laugh in her stupid face on Saturday.

lol really? What is she expecting?

[mancubus]

12/21/12

Only two days left! Time to start drinking!

Do you know any morons who believe something might really happen?

Anyone who uses the format of month/day/year should die anyway.

What he said.

[Transient]

lol really? What is she expecting?

I didn't ask and I don't want to know. Nothing good can come from a discussion.

[Whiskey 7]

Young staff member at work is taking the day off
Will I see her again?

[Eraser]

It would be sorta ironic if someone who believes in this dies on the 21st because of some car accident or something.

[losCHUNK]

Just finished installing my cattle grid moat to stop the 4 horseymen from getting too close

bring. it. on.

[Don Carlos]

I spent last night sharpening a stick; lets see these mofos start now, eh?

[seremtan]

i was really looking forward to the Ape Calypso on Friday

then i realised i should probably forget about singing monkeys, and start sharpening some sticks

[Don Carlos]

i was really looking forward to the Ape Calypso on Friday

then i realised i should probably forget about singing monkeys, and start sharpening some sticks

Sharp sticks - it's what separates us from the animals

[Whiskey 7]

i was really looking forward to the Ape Calypso on Friday

then i realised i should probably forget about singing monkeys, and start sharpening some sticks

Sharp sticks - it's what separates us from the animals

Even though I am on the 6th floor perhaps I better find some joinery and fend them off in the fire escape.

[Don Carlos]

Wonderful idea Whiskey

Obviously the choice of wood used to fend off whoever might be coming after you is fully dependant on how much you think of them. For instance you wouldn't consider using English Oak on someone you hated nor use pine for someone you held in high regard.

[axbaby]

id should release Doom4 on the next Doomsday

[Don Carlos]

Sharp Stick Edition

[Ryoki]

I gave the Sharp Stick some thought in the pub last week, while we had one of those tedious 'what would you do in case of a zombie apocalypse' discussions. The Sharp Stick seems like a multi applicable tool in any situation, i think i'd prefer a Sharp Stick over a samurai sword, which was suggested by my friend.

I was all like hell naw, display some adaptability, you gots to maintain a sword - no such thing with a Sharp Stick, you'd just get another one innit. And you don't really need to sharpen it with a knife or anything, you can just burn the tip in a campfire and grind the charcoaly end on some rocks, till it's proper sharp. And then i got all philosophical on his ass, by saying something incredibly clever about the end of the consumption culture and the general disposability of Sharp Sticks. Naturally he had no comeback and was forced to buy me a drink, so i won that one.

[Don Carlos]

Like a boss - sticking it to the man

[Plan B]

I'm just hoping clever hoaxes get played, with a lot of fake fx, fooling people into actually believing the end is nigh, and them preemtively killing themselves, ridding the planet of some retards.
That's the most I can hope for.

[scared?]

so what time zone is the apocalypse in sync with?...