Whatever you need to tell yourself before you cry yourself to sleep at night.scared? wrote:Lol that tiny ring on ur middle finger and the razor thin finger nails. Ur either tiny or a female...LawL wrote:Geoff making up retarded fantasies based on my fingers... undeniably crushed beyond belief.
New car!
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Cept u aint got a new Porsche poor boy...lol
And I'm sure those are mommy and daddy's cars or just some dumb asses living in the apt complex with u...still haven't proved shit...
Sad little kid has to make up stories...pathetic...
Lol u lose
And I'm sure those are mommy and daddy's cars or just some dumb asses living in the apt complex with u...still haven't proved shit...
Sad little kid has to make up stories...pathetic...
Lol u lose
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Crushed into denial in the face of undeniable evidence... I win... 
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I'm also skeptical... pic of the keys for the porsche?
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Κracus wrote:That's the ugliest porsche you can buy.
I mean seriously, who goes around thinking "Hey, today I'm going to buy a porsche, and and you know what? I'm giong to get the one that doesn't do what porsches are known to do AND I want it to LOOK like one of those porsches but with a big freaking square box attached to the back. That's right, I want it to look like someone sawed off the front of a nice porsche and made it look ugly. THAT is the car for me."
I think I seen an episode of the simpsons where Homer does that.
I mean, you know, it's a nice car, I REALLY can appreciate that. The engine is nice too but god is it every ugly. Why on earth? I don't get it, it's hands down the ugliest SUV on the market and ludicrously expensive to boot. I like how you can raise and lower the suspension on it though (yours does that right?) cause aside from that fairly neat feature, everything about this vehicle is wrong.

lol shut up you fucking clown.
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Lol a single guy who dropped out of college with two cars and a motorcycle. Sounds legit 
Anyways, we are getting a 5th car in the next few weeks. This one is purely for fun...will post legit pics of me with car...not body parts...
Lol I win...
Anyways, we are getting a 5th car in the next few weeks. This one is purely for fun...will post legit pics of me with car...not body parts...
Lol I win...
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Κracus wrote:I'm also skeptical... pic of the keys for the porsche?
Skeptical? Lol it's all bullshit and its completely obvious...poor boy lives vicariously through me until suicide..lol
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lol an old unemployable anorexic moron who is such a loser in life he married one of the ugliest women on the planet and had to wait for her to lease a minivan and a Kia.
What a fucking loser...
What a fucking loser...
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At least I'm telling the truth
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It's completely obvious I've absolutely obliterated you and your piece of shit leased minivan.scared? wrote:Κracus wrote:I'm also skeptical... pic of the keys for the porsche?
Skeptical? Lol it's all bullshit and its completely obvious...poor boy lives vicariously through me until suicide..lol
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Glad to see you admit you're a peasant.scared? wrote:At least I'm telling the truth...
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I'm not seeing any key's lawl so I doubt that's actually yours. YOu can laugh at my jeep if you want, I'm not bragging about it but at least I actually drive around in it. Bonus, I can probably go places your porsche can't.
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U have never posted a legit picture of yourself on these forums. Every last one of them proves nothing. The only way we can verify you live in austrailia is the ip lookup an YouTube admin on you after u sexually harassed my children. 
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Κracus wrote:I'm not seeing any key's lawl so I doubt that's actually yours. YOu can laugh at my jeep if you want, I'm not bragging about it but at least I actually drive around in it. Bonus, I can probably go places your porsche can't.
Oh he won't post any pics of himself in the cars, the apt, on the motorcycle etc...
He can't...
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lol V6 Holden Commodore
You could've had a V8 *rimshot*
You could've had a V8 *rimshot*
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Every pic I've ever posted has crushed your pathetic life in such a massive way that your only coping mechanism is to go into denial. I don't blame you, I'd be pretty fucking upset too if I had your life.scared? wrote:U have never posted a legit picture of yourself on these forums. Every last one of them proves nothing. The only way we can verify you live in austrailia is the ip lookup an YouTube admin on you after u sexually harassed my children.
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Except for the pics I've posted on this exact page dipshit.scared? wrote:Κracus wrote:I'm not seeing any key's lawl so I doubt that's actually yours. YOu can laugh at my jeep if you want, I'm not bragging about it but at least I actually drive around in it. Bonus, I can probably go places your porsche can't.
Oh he won't post any pics of himself in the cars, the apt, on the motorcycle etc...
He can't...
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The commodore is just for taking the surf ski, V8 commodores are too bogan.GONNAFISTYA wrote:lol V6 Holden Commodore
You could've had a V8 *rimshot*
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Lol not its not...u can't even borrow it...LawL wrote:
The commodore is just for taking the surf ski, V8 commodores are too bogan.
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lol yes it is, I don't have to drive a bunch of obese retarded children around in a fucking minivan.scared? wrote:Lol not its not...u can't even borrow it...
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Lol u only take the bus poor boy...u gonna take a pic of your hand not riding the bus to prove me wrong? 
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Crushed again into more denial in the face of undeniable facts. 
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Undeniable? Lol u should make a movie about ur hand...u can call it...lawl's hand:the undeniable truth. U can claim it's a documentary
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Dumb ass...
Dumb ass...
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lol yeah, and then they can make a movie about you, they can call it "Broke moron with AIDS marries Godzilla". 
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