Lance Armstrong is as dumb as Walter White

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Lance Armstrong is as dumb as Walter White

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Lance Armstrong gives up fight against USADA, raising questions about his innocence
By quitting, he let the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency say he was guilty, say his seven Tour de France championships were as fake as everything else in a dirty sport. Because if he was innocent, if there was some means to battle the organization with no legal power the way he had the U.S. Department of Justice, he would not be letting USADA try to yank the yellow jerseys from his closet.

No way if there’s even a hint of hope does Lance Armstrong let this happen to his name. He was always too proud, too defiant, too stubborn to give up. He beat cancer. He beat the federal government. He beat everything that came his way. He didn’t relent.

If there was a fight to still fight, he would have fought it.

Now we're burned by another fraud masquerading as a hero.
Here's the Walter White part:
The irony is that Armstrong could have remained a hero. He could have been a saint, as well as a beacon of light to millions who never would have thought he had cheated throughout his career. All he had to do was stay retired.

But hubris got the best of him. It's the fatal flaw of driven men everywhere. He had to come back. He had to try France another time. And in doing so he reset the clock on the statute of limitations. He gave the federal government an opportunity to look through his life. If the government hadn't looked at Armstrong over the last two years it's hard to imagine USADA gathering the evidence to do what it is doing now.

He would have remained untainted. He would have remained a seven-time winner of the Tour de France.
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There's a lot of confusion about who would get his titles as so many others are also facing allegations:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/others ... itles.html
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I've been grinning about this all day. Livestrong my ass.
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Miguel Indurain > Lance Armstrong.
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yes, roflcopters indeed.
what a mong
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lol, hero worship. Who gives a fuck? He rode a bicycle ffs.
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Why does the USADA even exist? Shouldn't the organizations responsible for these sports/events be responsible for initiating any investigation into their constituents?

What a waste of time and money. GG 'Muricah.
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Κracus wrote:Eddy Merckx > Miguel Indurain > Lance Armstrong.
[quote="Captain Mazda"]Support your local Ninja. In return, he will add awesomeness to your life.[/quote]
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They all doped...he won 7 times in a row....period...
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By that you mean he cheated his way around every stage :olo: USA USA USA USA
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They all cheat so it's even...
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LOL, no they don't.
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Doombrain wrote:LOL, no they don't.
Yes they do. During that period at least half of the peloton used doping (if not all). Who cares, everyone who believes you can finish the Tour, doing 40km/h average over 3000 kilometers, lives in happy fairy land.
Doombrain wrote: :olo: USA USA USA USA
God you're an idiot
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Doombrain wrote:LOL, no they don't.
Ur a stupidly naive ultramoron if u really believe that...
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wait, sportspeople use performance-enhancing drugs?

mind = blown
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r3t wrote:
God you're an idiot
I like the part "at least half of the peloton used doping" :olo: Sure you mean 'doped', not sure though...

USA USA USA USA :mad:

cheating yank cunt got served
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Lol dumbrain is the biggest moron in q3w history...
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lol drug texan cheat
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Lol dumbo's got a crush on lance...cute...
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lol texas...
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ey the neck may need a winding in abit ey coming off kinda excited
it is about time!
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Doombrain wrote:
r3t wrote:
God you're an idiot
I like the part "at least half of the peloton used doping" :olo: Sure you mean 'doped', not sure though...

USA USA USA USA :mad:
Sue me, I thought doping is a noun. You're still an idiot though.
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:olo: :mad:
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The sentence "at least half the peleton used doping" is actually a correct English sentence, albeit maybe unusual.

According to Wikipedia, doping (verb) is "A term for the use of performance-enhancing drugs in sport often to improve athletic performance".

So if someone used doping, then the use of performance enhancing drugs was applied to gain an advantage. It's like saying "someone used shouting to impress his opponent". Also, according to dictionary.com, "doping" is slang for using performance enhancing drugs. So it might not be an Oxford dictionary compliant use of language, but it's certainly nothing to spaz out about. Certainly not if someone's primary language isn't English.

Then again, Doombrain can't spell his way out of a wet bag and then blames everything on his phone.

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Oh yeah, and half the American (and probably British) population would've written "God your an idiot", so bonus points for getting that right :olo:
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Anyway, the fact remains he cheated year on year in competitive cycling. He's a cold face liar. His only interested was establishing himself as a brand.
He continually denied using drugs but now he's been found out and rightfully stripped of the TDF titles. What a huge embarrassment to US he has become. Christ, even his own American team mate turned on him!
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