I ain't gettin' no speeding tickets

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:27 am

I didn't think you would, Dr. Kracus. :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:45 pm

Nightshade wrote: I don't exactly have shitloads of spare cash lying around to afford track days.

lol youre such a fucking wannabe motorcyclist its fuckin hilarious mate :lol: btw you neednt bother wasting money on that bullshit radar detector, youll never get a ticket because youve never been out of first gear you fucking pussy :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:57 pm

Oh look, Mr. Chicken Strips wants attention, too. :lol:

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:09 pm

another perfectly good wreckless driving thread gone to hell.

Post by **Chemical Burn** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:12 pm

Nightshade wrote:Oh look, Mr. Chicken Strips wants attention, too. :lol:

If you experience excessive tire-wear from EXTREME road-racing, please see Testicular, as he is the road-racing forum pro.

:icon26:

Post by **MrSparkle** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:17 pm

Get a Valentine One radar detector, best one on the market.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:52 pm

Nightshade wrote:Oh look, Mr. Chicken Strips wants attention, too. :lol:

you tried that one before and i smashed it into oblivion with pictures of my tyres mate remember :lol: better luck next time :lol: by your own admission you dont do ride days nor track days :lol: youre a complete fucking pussy :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:52 pm

Chemical Burn wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Oh look, Mr. Chicken Strips wants attention, too. :lol:
If you experience excessive tire-wear from EXTREME road-racing, please see Testicular, as he is the road-racing forum pro.

:icon26:

:lol: automatic :lol:

Post by **Dr_Watson** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:23 am

MrSparkle wrote:Get a Valentine One radar detector, best one on the market.

and almost as attractive as having a microwave oven on your dash.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:29 am

MrSparkle wrote:Get a Valentine One radar detector, best one on the market.

you're not old enough to drive/ride. you have no idea what you're talking about.

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:33 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
MrSparkle wrote:Get a Valentine One radar detector, best one on the market.
you're not old enough to drive/ride. you have no idea what you're talking about.

Yeah, and kids know nothing about drinking because they aren't old enough to buy beer.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:43 am

Testoclesius wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Oh look, Mr. Chicken Strips wants attention, too. :lol:
you tried that one before and i smashed it into oblivion with pictures of my tyres mate remember :lol: better luck next time :lol: by your own admission you dont do ride days nor track days :lol: youre a complete fucking pussy :lol:

Yes, I know that's the way you'd like it to have happened.

I ride all the time, and you're an idiot.

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:47 am

MrSparkle wrote:Get a Valentine One radar detector, best one on the market.

It's really about dead even between the two of them.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 11:20 am

Nightshade wrote:
Testoclesius wrote:
Nightshade wrote:Oh look, Mr. Chicken Strips wants attention, too. :lol:
you tried that one before and i smashed it into oblivion with pictures of my tyres mate remember :lol: better luck next time :lol: by your own admission you dont do ride days nor track days :lol: youre a complete fucking pussy :lol:
Yes, I know that's the way you'd like it to have happened.

I ride all the time, and you're an idiot.

thats exactly how it happened mate and you know it :lol: riding down to the shops to get a pint of milk doesnt count mate sorry :lol: no ride days and too poor for track days :lol: what a waste of time you are :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:18 pm

I know, I slaughtered you. :lol:

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:25 pm

being a complete pussy and motorcycle rider wannabe doesnt slaughter anyone but yourself mate sorry :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:33 pm

OK, I'm bored, I'll bite. How does me not riding with a group of people or on a track make me a pussy?
Have you done a track day recently? If so, great, I heard they're a blast. If not, have you ever done one? Have any idea what goes into prepping your bike for the track?
You have absolutely no idea how I ride, you realize that, right? I mean, please tell me you're not as stupid as you act.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:37 pm

i regularly do ride days mate because im the man and thats what real motorcyclists do :lol: i also do track days because theyre fucking awesome :lol: you reckon ride days are for poofs and you cant afford track days lmao :lol: im the real deal mate youre a sorry pretender :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:12 pm

Yeah, I didn't think you'd have a reason.

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 12:35 am

keep crying rideless nerd :lol:

Post by **Nightshade** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:05 am

I know, you're crying up a storm. :lol:

Post by **glossy** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:34 am

feedback wrote:You can drive at 15 in all states as far as I know. Should be 18 I think, and lower the legal drinking age instead.

that's how it is in Australia -- you can drive on probation (lower room for fuckups, and you must always have a 0.0% BAC while driving as well as displaying P plates) at 18 for two years, and on a learner's permit from 16 (must have a full licenced driver -- not probationary -- passengering and display L plates); and you can buy alcohol at 18.

it varies slightly in some states though, in New South Wales you can get on your 'green' probationary licence (i don't know the real name of it) at 17 and your 'red' probabtionary licence at 18 but different restrictions apply (passengers, etc).

i like the way it all works, although it'd be probably better if Victoria ( state of melbourne, where i live) or Australia as a whole adopted NSW's way of doing things (not that it matters too much, if you're dedicated enough you can go up to NSW, get your probationary licence, and drive on that anywhere in australia)

Post by **MrSparkle** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 4:42 am

+JuggerNaut+ wrote:
MrSparkle wrote:Get a Valentine One radar detector, best one on the market.
you're not old enough to drive/ride. you have no idea what you're talking about.

Know more than you, asshole.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 8:49 am

uncontrollable laughter ensues

Post by **Chemical Burn** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:07 am

Testoclesius wrote:
:lol: automatic :lol:

Photogenic. :icon26:

I ain't gettin' no speeding tickets

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