Qui Gon: We have the Fellowship of the Ring here, via satellite.
Obi: Together, we can conquer all the evil in the galaxy!
Qui Gon and Obi Wang are right, together we ca...
Uhh...it's Obi Wan...
That's what I said...
No, you most definitely said wang.
Nuh uh...
You did, you totally said wang.
...Haha...
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Hahaha...
Look, everyone, just relax. This isn't a competition...
Because we're clearly superior.
Oh, is that so, bitch?
Yes!
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We have a dwarf and an elf.
Aye!
Yeah!
...We have a guy with a long neck, a black man and a...
Yoda, what are you anyways?
I'm a...
...not even know, I do.
Well whatever he is, we got him.
We have a wizard!
We have that guy with the huge freaky head.
Okay, you got me there. That dudes pretty freaky.
: ( Aw.
Hahaha...
Laughing I wouldn't be, if Gandalf the GAY I was.
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You did not just go there.
Oh snap...ohhhh snap...
I know that little green thing didn't just call me Gandalf the Gay...
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Hah. Pwnt.
Fight, fight fight!
Gandalf: ...
Frodo: It's okay Gand...
Gandalf: Leave me alone.
Aw, come on, cheap!
The only thing cheap here is your outfit.
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What?
Haha, what does he think he is, a pirate?
Like the cheap pirate costume you buy at Walmart or something.
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So why don't you sit down Captain Walmart.
Why don't YOU sit down, Captain...nigger!
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Oh God I said that outloud...
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I...
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Sit...yo' no good, 4 dolla pirate costume wearing, grizzly adams wannabe, bitch made, repugnant, cracker ass down motha ****er.
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