


Qui Gon: We have the Fellowship of the Ring here, via satellite.
Obi: Together, we can conquer all the evil in the galaxy!

Qui Gon and Obi Wang are right, together we ca...

Uhh...it's Obi Wan...

That's what I said...

No, you most definitely said wang.

Nuh uh...

You did, you totally said wang.

...Haha...

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Hahaha...

Look, everyone, just relax. This isn't a competition...

Because we're clearly superior.

Oh, is that so, bitch?

Yes!

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We have a dwarf and an elf.

Aye!

Yeah!

...We have a guy with a long neck, a black man and a...

Yoda, what are you anyways?

I'm a...

...not even know, I do.

Well whatever he is, we got him.

We have a wizard!

We have that guy with the huge freaky head.

Okay, you got me there. That dudes pretty freaky.

: ( Aw.

Hahaha...

Laughing I wouldn't be, if Gandalf the GAY I was.

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You did not just go there.

Oh snap...ohhhh snap...

I know that little green thing didn't just call me Gandalf the Gay...

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Hah. Pwnt.

Fight, fight fight!

Gandalf: ...
Frodo: It's okay Gand...
Gandalf: Leave me alone.

Aw, come on, cheap!

The only thing cheap here is your outfit.

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What?

Haha, what does he think he is, a pirate?
Like the cheap pirate costume you buy at Walmart or something.

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So why don't you sit down Captain Walmart.

Why don't YOU sit down, Captain...nigger!

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Oh God I said that outloud...

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I...
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Sit...yo' no good, 4 dolla pirate costume wearing, grizzly adams wannabe, bitch made, repugnant, cracker ass down motha ****er.

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