"10 Things every girl should know about boys privates&q

Post by **ilum0s** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:19 pm

http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp

From a pro-abstinance site

This is probably the biggest load of wank I have read in a long long time.

Discuss

Post by **Bdw3** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:22 pm

:lol:

Post by **Grudge** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:22 pm

so, you take that site seriously?

Post by **Postal** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:22 pm

It's a joke.

Post by **SplishSplash** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:25 pm

While almost all American boys have human-looking privates, most foreign boys have privates like German Shepherds or half-open tubes of Max Factor lipstick.

WTF?

# Because boys use the business end of their privates as a pipe for going number one, touching it is pretty much the same as taking a bath in a Mexican's toilet.

roofles

Post by **ilum0s** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:29 pm

Yeah, upon closer inspection it's a joke... lol well it fooled me :P

Take a look at the contact page and the terms/conditions...

Post by **R00k** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:33 pm

Their "brother" site, I guess:

http://www.sexisforfags.com/
:icon19:

edit: They're both run by whitehouse.org:

PRESIDENT'S VALENTINES DAY PROCLAMATION LAUNCHING EXCITING NEW "IRON HYMEN" AND "SEX IS FOR FAGS" ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION PROGRAMS

Post by **lars63** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:44 pm

Lord!!!
*lol*

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 10:45 pm

http://www.sexisforfags.com/

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:02 pm

# Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates – yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame so acute, that one day soon boys will learn that their nipples are dirty little things that will get them – just like you! – arrested when they strut around topless at Myrtle Beach. America is not some big, old licentious San Tropez and it's time all of you out there realized it!

Testo, they're coming for you!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:08 pm

http://www.sexisforfags.com/no-sex.asp

ROFL :icon19:

Come on, that can't be serious!

Post by **Eraser** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:11 pm

:icon19:

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:23 pm

Sex IS for fags.

Post by **blood.angel** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:29 pm

Its a spinoff of whitehouse.org and landoverbaptist.org

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:31 pm

Sex is still for fags.

Post by **Freakaloin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:32 pm

i fuck fagots...

Post by **R00k** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:33 pm

R00k wrote:Their "brother" site, I guess:

http://www.sexisforfags.com/
:icon19:

edit: They're both run by whitehouse.org:

PRESIDENT'S VALENTINES DAY PROCLAMATION LAUNCHING EXCITING NEW "IRON HYMEN" AND "SEX IS FOR FAGS" ABSTINENCE-ONLY EDUCATION PROGRAMS

Post by **Arkleseizure** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:42 pm

http://whitehouse.org/kids/tobacco.asp

Post by **FlamingTP** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:46 pm

:lol:

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Wed Mar 09, 2005 1:10 am

11.
This could be you!