What is the meaning of life?

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:06 am

At least boobs are entertaining.

Post by **Wabbit** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:06 am

Dark Metal wrote:At least boobs are entertaining.

Someday, the meaning of your life is going to sag. Have fun.

Post by **Maiden** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:08 am

i go with the 4 B's

beer
boobies
beef
bratwurst
(used to be 5 with bong hits, but I'm old now)

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:08 am

Wabbit wrote:
Dark Metal wrote:At least boobs are entertaining.
Someday, the meaning of your life is going to sag. Have fun.

I guess that's why it's not your meaning of life anymore.

Post by **Wabbit** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:12 am

Dark Metal wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
Dark Metal wrote:At least boobs are entertaining.
Someday, the meaning of your life is going to sag. Have fun.
I guess that's why it's not your meaning of life anymore.

You probably would have been right if boobs were the meaning of my life. Fortunately for me, they never were.

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:13 am

Well it is a real good thing then, cause no doubt your life would have been over years ago.

Post by **Wabbit** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:17 am

Dark Metal wrote:Well it is a real good thing then, cause no doubt your life would have been over years ago.

Ahhh, isn't that sweet. You care about my life. Thanks.

I'm happy to report though, that my boobs are just fine and I'm doing great. You're caring though, has brought new meaning to my life. *hugs*

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:19 am

Hey listen, in the end, boobs are still boobs and I love boobs, they are of course the meaning of life.

Post by **Wabbit** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:20 am

riddla wrote:you two should have rough anal sex and get it over with already

I answered the question and would have been happy to discuss it. DM has his nuts in a twist about something, but then, what else is new?

Post by **creep** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:20 am

haha you posted "in the end" after a post about rough anal.

I'm starting to realize why I'm attracted to you

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:21 am

Wabbit wrote:
riddla wrote:you two should have rough anal sex and get it over with already

I answered the question and would have been happy to discuss it. DM has his nuts in a twist about something, but then, what else is new?

Hey I hear you have a "nut-un-twister" built into your forehead. How about I gently place my twisted up nuts there and you go about untwisting them? Great.... Thanks...

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:22 am

creep wrote:haha you posted "in the end" after a post about rough anal.

I'm starting to realize why I'm attracted to you

Actually it was funny because it was totally unintentional.

Post by **Wabbit** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:24 am

Dark Metal wrote:Hey I hear you have a "nut-un-twister" built into your forehead. How about I gently place my twisted up nuts there and you go about untwisting them? Great.... Thanks...

Meet you behind the tool shed....

Post by **Dark Metal** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:26 am

You said tool.

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:27 am

Tool shed? Does she even fancy men?

Post by **andyman** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:40 am

Dark Metal is winning 5 zings to 0 in my book...

and that is the meaning of life right there, folks

Post by **mjrpes** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:05 am

Life exists to allow for emergent behavior.

Post by **dmmh** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:14 am

"God spoke all these words, saying: I am God your Lord, who brought you out of Egypt, from the place of slavery. Do not have any other gods before Me. Do not represent [such] gods by any carved statue or picture of anything in the heaven above, on the earth below, or in the water below the land. Do not bow down to [such gods] or worship them. I am God your Lord, a God who demands exclusive worship. Where My enemies are concerned, I keep in mind the sin of the fathers for [their] descendants, to the third and fourth [generation]. But for those who love Me and keep My commandments, I show love for thousands [of generations]. Do not take the name of God your Lord in vain. God will not allow the one who takes His name in vain to go unpunished. Remember the Sabbath to keep it holy. You can work during the six weekdays and do all your tasks. But the seventh day is a Sabbath to God your Lord. Do not do anything that constitutes work. [This includes] you, your son, your daughter, your slave, your maid, your animal, and the foreigner in your gates. It was during the six weekdays that God made the heaven, the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. God therefore blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy. Honor your father and mother. You will then live long on the land that God your Lord is giving you. Do not commit murder. Do not commit adultery. Do not steal. Do not testify as a false witness against your neighbor. Do not be envious of your neighbor's house. Do not be envious of your neighbor's wife, his slave, his maid, his ox, his donkey, or anything else that is your neighbor's."

Post by **bitWISE** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:28 am

The meaning of life is to exist. The only two states in this universe are existance and non-existance. Some matter on Earth managed to assemble itself into what we consider life, but in reality everything has a life. Rocks, mountains, rivers, all these things have lives in a certain sense.

Living organisms have more meaning in their lives because they can actively effect their existance (reproduction and self-preservation). Reproduction and self-preservation are trivial for sentient beings, leading us to long for a deeper meaning.

You can look to God, materials, companionship, or emotions, but I believe that our lives have no more meaning than the lives of a rock.

Dark Metal wrote:
Wabbit wrote:
Dark Metal wrote:At least boobs are entertaining.
Someday, the meaning of your life is going to sag. Have fun.
I guess that's why it's not your meaning of life anymore.

That litterally made me laugh out loud.

Post by **busetibi** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:06 am

What is the meaning of life?

To perpetuate the species.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:16 am

I think asking for the meaning of life is asking a fundamentally flawed question.
It's a bit like Strangler asking random interpeople for advice on women, when clearly things are just not meant to be that way at all, and the very thought fills people with a terrible fear.

Post by **Grudge** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:26 am

awesome analogy

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:30 am

ryoki nailed it

Post by **mik0rs** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:36 am

It's a daft question, it should be "what's the purpose of life" otherwise it's like asking "what's the meaning of this beer I'm holding" rather than "what is the purpose of this beer I'm holding" to whit the answer would be "To be drunk by me"...

...anyway I forget what my point was but I like beer.

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:45 am

thats true. meaning" implies that someone put us [life] here for a reason.
instead, we should be wondering what the purpose of life is. nothing really, its kinda selfcontained and selfsupporting innit