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glossy
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[FTF]Pyro wrote:
glossy wrote: i meant, why not ask them about it before you go randomly sticking it places they probably don't want it stuck.

i mean, seriously. :dork:


Man, its not like I just go and shove it up them, I usually use my finger first......
but why not talk about it beforehand, or at least give them a little warning. i mean, a little fingering is probably okay for most people, but it's a whole other ballpark sticking your penis in there. (please tell me your penis is thicker than your finger).

I honestly can't decide if you're just making this up on the spot, or if you're the worst lover ever. For every girl you have or haven't slept with, I hope it's the former.
[FTF]Pyro
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Post by [FTF]Pyro »

glossy wrote:
but why not talk about it beforehand,



"excuse me darling, but would you mind if I shoved my dick in your ass"



man, that aint working. What you do is go down on them and right before you make them cum you start applying pressure to the outside of their ass. When they cum, you slowly test further and further.


You get a woman hot enough she'll do anything

Works for me


Always get her hot enough that she looks you in the eyes and begs you to "fuck me" before you even attempt any of it


dont get me wrong some girls it just aint happening but you do what I say and you'll be surprised at how nasty some bitches get. Trust me.
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Post by glossy »

[FTF]Pyro wrote:
glossy wrote:
but why not talk about it beforehand,



"excuse me darling, but would you mind if I shoved my dick in your ass"



man, that aint working. What you do is go down on them and right before you make them cum you start applying pressure to the outside of their ass. When they cum, you slowly test further and further.


You get a woman hot enough she'll do anything

Works for me


Always get her hot enough that she looks you in the eyes and begs you to "fuck me" before you even attempt any of it


dont get me wrong some girls it just aint happening but you do what I say and you'll be surprised at how nasty some bitches get. Trust me.
i am no stranger to it, but forewarning is usually a good idea instead of finding out afterward if it was a good idea or not. It's a prickless move if you can't bring up something like that beforehand. granted, if it's someone you're going to fuck once a never see again then you're right in pushing your boundaries, but in any kind of fuckbuddy or romantic relationship you should bring this shit up.

seriously.
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Post by bitWISE »

[FTF]Pyro wrote:
glossy wrote:
at least you know what you're getting if you go with the ex; having one-offs with people you don't know is always the risky play.

go with the ex, i always reckon, unless there's some stupid fucking emotional excuse getting in the way.
an ex is an ex for a reason. besides you cant stick it in her ass and say whoops..... sorry it was an accident
I don't have to whoops because she enjoys anal sex...
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bitWISE wrote:
an ex is an ex for a reason. besides you cant stick it in her ass and say whoops..... sorry it was an accident
I don't have to whoops because she enjoys anal sex...[/quote]




Lucky bastard........ :p :icon26:
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glossy wrote:
i am no stranger to it, but forewarning is usually a good idea instead of finding out afterward if it was a good idea or not. It's a prickless move if you can't bring up something like that beforehand. granted, if it's someone you're going to fuck once a never see again then you're right in pushing your boundaries, but in any kind of fuckbuddy or romantic relationship you should bring this shit up.

seriously.


Dood, Look I aint an arsehole. I've been in long term relationships. Christ when I was 20 I was just starting out in a 4 year relationship. But I didnt know it at the time.....



One of the problems that I used to ha ve is that I would look at everygirl and imagine a relationship. Girls dont want that shit. They are just like me and you. They dont and never will admit it and I would never say it to them either, but they are. They look at a guy and within 2 seconds know if they are going to let them inside their knickers. Same as us. We look at a woman and know if we would bone them.


Women that are worth their salt arent looking around all the time for this perfect guy that will be the father of their kids and make a home for them. Woman that are worth it, sure they know what they want, but that usually starts off with a good old fashioned fuck session and the relationship slowly grows from that point. Trust isnt a hard thing to gain but its an easy thing to lose.


Of course I wouldnt just stick my dick up their ass and say "you like that you filthy whore" as I said before, you gotta be tactful, Most women ARE filthy whores in the bedroom, you just gotta get them worked up to the point that they act like you...... as I said tease a women with a good old lick out and slowly work the ass into it and if shes into it...... well you dont need to discuss it,



Actions speak louder than words my friend.


:)
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Post by bitWISE »

[FTF]Pyro wrote:
glossy wrote:
but why not talk about it beforehand,
"excuse me darling, but would you mind if I shoved my dick in your ass"
Actually that is pretty much what I did. We had been having sex for a year or two so I started breaking out crazy positios and suggesting new shit. The first time didn't take much convincing, but after that it took a little effort, eventually it wasnt a big deal. As far as sex goes she was absolutely amazing. We've even had a few threesomes.

But there is more to marriage than sex and after three years of the same girl the only other option in my mind was to leave. No sense staying around when I know she wasn't right.
glossy
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Post by glossy »

[FTF]Pyro wrote:
glossy wrote:
i am no stranger to it, but forewarning is usually a good idea instead of finding out afterward if it was a good idea or not. It's a prickless move if you can't bring up something like that beforehand. granted, if it's someone you're going to fuck once a never see again then you're right in pushing your boundaries, but in any kind of fuckbuddy or romantic relationship you should bring this shit up.

seriously.


Dood, Look I aint an arsehole. I've been in long term relationships. Christ when I was 20 I was just starting out in a 4 year relationship. But I didnt know it at the time.....



One of the problems that I used to ha ve is that I would look at everygirl and imagine a relationship. Girls dont want that shit. They are just like me and you. They dont and never will admit it and I would never say it to them either, but they are. They look at a guy and within 2 seconds know if they are going to let them inside their knickers. Same as us. We look at a woman and know if we would bone them.


Women that are worth their salt arent looking around all the time for this perfect guy that will be the father of their kids and make a home for them. Woman that are worth it, sure they know what they want, but that usually starts off with a good old fashioned fuck session and the relationship slowly grows from that point. Trust isnt a hard thing to gain but its an easy thing to lose.


Of course I wouldnt just stick my dick up their ass and say "you like that you filthy whore" as I said before, you gotta be tactful, Most women ARE filthy whores in the bedroom, you just gotta get them worked up to the point that they act like you...... as I said tease a women with a good old lick out and slowly work the ass into it and if shes into it...... well you dont need to discuss it,



Actions speak louder than words my friend.


:)
you make good points, even if your old ones are well unanswered. Personally, i prefer my relationships to grow out of friendship-type things, instead of fucking around for a week or two and "ending up" going out. I suppose just difference in preference
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Post by S@M »

glossy wrote: I have a pair of jeans, the lower right leg is all torn up (fucked it up going through a fence), huge hole in the left knee (fell off bike while drunk), numerous tears and holes in the upper right+left legs and the right pocket area (general wear).
man, I'll buy 3!! :icon32:
"Liberty, what crimes are committed in your name."
glossy
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S@M wrote:
glossy wrote: I have a pair of jeans, the lower right leg is all torn up (fucked it up going through a fence), huge hole in the left knee (fell off bike while drunk), numerous tears and holes in the upper right+left legs and the right pocket area (general wear).
man, I'll buy 3!! :icon32:
this shits a collectable. $11,000. AUD.
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