Hurricane Rita - Conspiacy Theory

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Hurricane Rita - Conspiacy Theory

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So either the al qaeda has this super weather weapon and is trying to take out the US fuel sources one at a time or God is pissed off and coming back to finish off the people that escaped Louisiana into Texas.

Gas expected to reach $4.00 a gallon, the hurricane has not even come to land and the gas prices have already gone up in anticipation of it.

Another 100,000+ idiots will sit in their houses and ignore the warnings to evacuate.
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let them die if they ignore the warnings. Earth needs a good cleansing anyway.
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Post by Scourge »

I'm not going ennywhar. Actually I'm too far inland to get much more than some storms. Hotels, RV parks, etc. are already booked up solid here from evacuees already. Not to mention the 500 or so refugees from Louisiana already here.

edit: wonder if I can add the word 'already' a few more times in that post.
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Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
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I'm glad my family lives near the panhandle.
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I have some relatives in Houston. Don't know if they're leaving or not. I figure they might show up soon.
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Post by Tsakali_ »

R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
I say let them stay, if they don't want to evacuate it's prolly for the best of humanity anyway, it's just sad that the entire country is going to pay for their bad choices
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Makes you wonder. If George Bush really believes god wanted him in office, what's he make of these acts of god?
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Post by ajerara »

Yeah, all the Christian Right people that are always saying these kinds of things are God punishing the evildoers, what do they make of this? They were saying that New Orleans was wicked so it got punished, now Texas? What's their excuse for that one?
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Only steers and queers live in Texas
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riddla wrote:before goof posts it:

http://www.weatherwars.info
lol, wtf
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damn commies! :olo:
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Post by Grudge »

It's the Yakuza!
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Post by Canis »

The whole fucking world is against me...the same goes for the hurricane.
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Foo wrote:Makes you wonder. If George Bush really believes god wanted him in office, what's he make of these acts of god?
It's because of all the gays in America.
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R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
or have the salt water replaced with an actual brain.
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Post by Nightshade »

I heard this morning that several hundred oil rigs had already been evacuated and nine refineries had been shit down. It must be very tiring for oil company executives to keep jizzing in their pants all the time.
This storm's going to be one mean bitch, but at least the areas likely to be hit aren't giant soup bowls.
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riddla wrote:before goof posts it:

http://www.weatherwars.info
"Yakuza weather engineering" :olo:
Imagine if people were actually using weather as a weapon... :paranoid:
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R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
What about those who can't leave?
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Post by Dek »

Transient wrote:
R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
What about those who can't leave?
If you know you'll die in 3 days in advance, you'll find a way to leave...
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Post by Dave »

OMG! I just heard they were "prepositioning" FEDERAL rescue workers. Do you think they know something?!?!
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Post by Transient »

Dek wrote:
Transient wrote:
R00k wrote:Anybody on the coast who doesn't evacuate after Katrina needs to have their brain replaced by salt water.
What about those who can't leave?
If you know you'll die in 3 days in advance, you'll find a way to leave...
Not if you're mentally/physically handicapped, poor, or elderly. :dork:
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Dave wrote:OMG! I just heard they were "prepositioning" FEDERAL rescue workers. Do you think they know something?!?!
prepositioning? Does that mean they'll all be eaten up by the hurricane leaving no one left to help?
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Post by R00k »

Yea, at any rate, at least it's not going to be as bad for them as it was for New Orleans. Texas is just one big, flat chunk of dirt - no cities filling up with water or anything.

Hell, they should move all marathons to Texas, at least they'd be able to see where they're supposed to finish.
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