have you ever stepped on
have you ever stepped on
human shit before...without shoes?
I have, once. :icon27:
I have, once. :icon27:
i fell over in cowshit
one night when i was walking back home from a major night in the town i was walking through the valley way home, where i stumbled across a farm with a horse... i stopped said hiya to the horse and talked to it for a lil while then noticed i could cut through the cow field to get into my street
so im being a proper ninja scoping across the field avoiding cow shit and rampent beasts when suddenly im bout 2 foot from the fence, i think wicked shit man i made it. stepped once, slipped backwards and the back of my head and shirt was just covered in shite
most poeple wake up with a fat bitch, or road cones, or puke down there shirt but noooo... i stumble in about 3AM plastered from head to toe in cow shit
one night when i was walking back home from a major night in the town i was walking through the valley way home, where i stumbled across a farm with a horse... i stopped said hiya to the horse and talked to it for a lil while then noticed i could cut through the cow field to get into my street
so im being a proper ninja scoping across the field avoiding cow shit and rampent beasts when suddenly im bout 2 foot from the fence, i think wicked shit man i made it. stepped once, slipped backwards and the back of my head and shirt was just covered in shite
most poeple wake up with a fat bitch, or road cones, or puke down there shirt but noooo... i stumble in about 3AM plastered from head to toe in cow shit
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funniest thing ive ever seen though was when my mate said im gunna boff, so i said the toilets are over there ram you finger down your throat...
so about 10 mins later he comes back and was like, yeea thats better, then when he turned round the back of his head was soaked in puke
i have no idea how anyone could puke onto the back of there head... the only way we fingured is if he boffed so hard and it kind scooped round and back up
so about 10 mins later he comes back and was like, yeea thats better, then when he turned round the back of his head was soaked in puke

i have no idea how anyone could puke onto the back of there head... the only way we fingured is if he boffed so hard and it kind scooped round and back up

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