have you ever stepped on

Post by **bork[e]** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:30 am

human shit before...without shoes?

I have, once. :icon27:

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:38 am

i have with cow shit.

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:38 am

more than once, probably

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:05 am

i fell over in cowshit

one night when i was walking back home from a major night in the town i was walking through the valley way home, where i stumbled across a farm with a horse... i stopped said hiya to the horse and talked to it for a lil while then noticed i could cut through the cow field to get into my street

so im being a proper ninja scoping across the field avoiding cow shit and rampent beasts when suddenly im bout 2 foot from the fence, i think wicked shit man i made it. stepped once, slipped backwards and the back of my head and shirt was just covered in shite

most poeple wake up with a fat bitch, or road cones, or puke down there shirt but noooo... i stumble in about 3AM plastered from head to toe in cow shit

Post by **busetibi** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:23 am

lmao, nice one chunk

Post by **ForM** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 2:31 am

I think we have a scat fan.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:01 am

funniest thing ive ever seen though was when my mate said im gunna boff, so i said the toilets are over there ram you finger down your throat...

so about 10 mins later he comes back and was like, yeea thats better, then when he turned round the back of his head was soaked in puke

i have no idea how anyone could puke onto the back of there head... the only way we fingured is if he boffed so hard and it kind scooped round and back up

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 3:04 am

ive also fallen asleep in the alleyway by the side of my house because i posted my keys through the letterbox :icon27:

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:08 pm

I laughed three time

Post by **bork[e]** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 4:52 pm

aahahahahhahaa

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:19 pm

stupidest thing ive done is climb to the top of this just to slide back down

ive also worn my mrs nighty to go to the shop for a pack of fags, had some looks that day

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:25 pm

and our very own don carlos has scaled this beast with nothing more than a traffic cone

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:27 pm

losCHUNK wrote:and our very own don carlos has scaled this beats with nothing more than a traffic cone

LOL, i wont ask..

Post by **bork[e]** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:45 pm

losCHUNK wrote:and our very own don carlos has scaled this beast with nothing more than a traffic cone

:icon32: