condom advice, kids

Post by **SOAPboy** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:15 pm

Cool Blue wrote:Or he can't have kids because he doesn't have sex with women. Let's not be presumptious. -!-

Or because of drug use when i was younger.. but hey, w/e keeps me from spawning demons..

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:17 pm

Which drugs did you do that killed your sperm?

I only ask because I used to be rather careless with my drug use when I was a youth. Far as I know though, I'm still lethal as ever.

Post by **SOAPboy** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:22 pm

Cool Blue wrote:Which drugs did you do that killed your sperm?

I only ask because I used to be rather careless with my drug use when I was a youth. Far as I know though, I'm still lethal as ever.

No idea "which" just that it was "drugs" in general.. used to be a bit heavy into anything that would get one high..

Wasent anything from a needle tho.. god i hate needles..

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:23 pm

SOAPboy wrote:
Cool Blue wrote:Or he can't have kids because he doesn't have sex with women. Let's not be presumptious. -!-
Or because of drug use when i was younger.. but hey, w/e keeps me from spawning demons..

lol what the fuck.. You're like 20 or some shit.. Drug use lol.. I know people who've been sucking glass dicks for 10 years and they still get cracksluts preggo.

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:24 pm

sys0p wrote:
Don Carlos wrote:
sys0p wrote:I fucked some girl I met in a club about 2 weeks ago, and I took one of them Viagra Jellies. I banged her right into the morning, and the next day my dick had friction burns on it, no joke. I thought it was thrush, but it cleared up in 2 days. That was my last scare.
I gave my mates some of those for his wedding night lol
Fucking hell, they are for pros only. I took one at 8pm, and I fucked her on an off until 9am. By that time, my body was dead, I couldn't hold my eyes open, but I had a raging fucking hard on that just would not go down.

Never again. Apart from all the other times I've used them since, and all the times I will in the future.

Might give them a go one day for a laugh

Post by **SOAPboy** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:25 pm

sys0p wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
Cool Blue wrote:Or he can't have kids because he doesn't have sex with women. Let's not be presumptious. -!-
Or because of drug use when i was younger.. but hey, w/e keeps me from spawning demons..
lol what the fuck.. You're like 20 or some shit.. Drug use lol.. I know people who've been sucking glass dicks for 10 years and they still get cracksluts preggo.

23, and yeah, Drug use killed my chances of having kids..

Only possible way i can is to do that whole artificial thingy.. *shrug

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:29 pm

SOAPboy wrote:
sys0p wrote:
SOAPboy wrote: Or because of drug use when i was younger.. but hey, w/e keeps me from spawning demons..
lol what the fuck.. You're like 20 or some shit.. Drug use lol.. I know people who've been sucking glass dicks for 10 years and they still get cracksluts preggo.
23, and yeah, Drug use killed my chances of having kids..

Only possible way i can is to do that whole artificial thingy.. *shrug

What drugs? I just find that hard to believe, since you'll be the only person I've ever met who can't have kids because of drugs

Post by **SOAPboy** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:30 pm

sys0p wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:
sys0p wrote: lol what the fuck.. You're like 20 or some shit.. Drug use lol.. I know people who've been sucking glass dicks for 10 years and they still get cracksluts preggo.
23, and yeah, Drug use killed my chances of having kids..

Only possible way i can is to do that whole artificial thingy.. *shrug
What drugs? I just find that hard to believe, since you'll be the only person I've ever met who can't have kids because of drugs

If it could be snorted or smoked, pilled or drank, i used to do it..

Dunno man, Its what the DRs have said.. so i tend to beleive them..

Edit: Did ALOT of pill poping too.. anything really.. so i could have been those too.. i just know its from drug "abuse"

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:31 pm

sys0p wrote: What drugs? I just find that hard to believe, since you'll be the only person I've ever met who can't have kids because of drugs

That would be two of us.

Post by **ScooterG** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:47 pm

sys0p wrote:Yeah, the pills take about 30 minutes to work, but the jellies work in about 7 minutes. They don't work as well as a pill for some people, but I love them. I wouldn't have a one night stand without them.

I wish they'd come up w/ a fun one for women! The FDA rejected the Intrinsa testosterone patch last year, so the drug company is doing more testing now.... From what I understand it's different in functionality than Viagra, though.... It time-releases testosterone into your skin...allows more free testosterone, which enables more nookie. Hee. I totally think it would be a blast to try it, but I'm sure they're not gonna give it out to chicks w/ regular levels.... How long do you think it'll be 'til guys are abusing it for weight-lifting purposes? Probably not long!

Post by **prince1000** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:48 pm

feedback where'd your post go?

Post by **Nightshade** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:49 pm

Make that three. I think THOAPboi's little swimmer's took one look at him and decided to do the planet a favor and call it a day.

sys0p · Post by **sys0p** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:58 pm

ScooterG wrote:
sys0p wrote:Yeah, the pills take about 30 minutes to work, but the jellies work in about 7 minutes. They don't work as well as a pill for some people, but I love them. I wouldn't have a one night stand without them.
I wish they'd come up w/ a fun one for women! The FDA rejected the Intrinsa testosterone patch last year, so the drug company is doing more testing now.... From what I understand it's different in functionality than Viagra, though.... It time-releases testosterone into your skin...allows more free testosterone, which enables more nookie. Hee. I totally think it would be a blast to try it, but I'm sure they're not gonna give it out to chicks w/ regular levels.... How long do you think it'll be 'til guys are abusing it for weight-lifting purposes? Probably not long!

Anything made for a woman wouldn't make any impact at all in a man, because our levels are scores higher than yours.

That being said, I've given girls viagra, and they've said they felt somnething from it

Post by **ScooterG** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:05 pm

That makes sense...I hadn't really thought about the dudes pre-existing levels.... Hmm, black market viagra anyone?

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:55 pm

sys0p wrote:
ScooterG wrote:
sys0p wrote:Yeah, the pills take about 30 minutes to work, but the jellies work in about 7 minutes. They don't work as well as a pill for some people, but I love them. I wouldn't have a one night stand without them.
I wish they'd come up w/ a fun one for women! The FDA rejected the Intrinsa testosterone patch last year, so the drug company is doing more testing now.... From what I understand it's different in functionality than Viagra, though.... It time-releases testosterone into your skin...allows more free testosterone, which enables more nookie. Hee. I totally think it would be a blast to try it, but I'm sure they're not gonna give it out to chicks w/ regular levels.... How long do you think it'll be 'til guys are abusing it for weight-lifting purposes? Probably not long!

Anything made for a woman wouldn't make any impact at all in a man, because our levels are scores higher than yours.

That being said, I've given girls viagra, and they've said they felt somnething from it

And I've sold fake acid to kiddies that still got high. Knowing about the placebo effect I wouldn't put much faith in it.

Besides, if I am correct on what I learned about viagra, it can only work on men due to it's design. It increase a particular gas or chemical (nitrogen I think) in your blood with coincidentally is what causes the blood vessels (well, the ones at the base of your penis that work as valves anyway)to contract and hold the blood.

Course... i'm just spouting shit now...

Post by **Don Carlos** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:57 pm

sys0p wrote:
ScooterG wrote:
sys0p wrote:Yeah, the pills take about 30 minutes to work, but the jellies work in about 7 minutes. They don't work as well as a pill for some people, but I love them. I wouldn't have a one night stand without them.
I wish they'd come up w/ a fun one for women! The FDA rejected the Intrinsa testosterone patch last year, so the drug company is doing more testing now.... From what I understand it's different in functionality than Viagra, though.... It time-releases testosterone into your skin...allows more free testosterone, which enables more nookie. Hee. I totally think it would be a blast to try it, but I'm sure they're not gonna give it out to chicks w/ regular levels.... How long do you think it'll be 'til guys are abusing it for weight-lifting purposes? Probably not long!

Anything made for a woman wouldn't make any impact at all in a man, because our levels are scores higher than yours.

That being said, I've given girls viagra, and they've said they felt somnething from it

It does

Tip, put a little of the liquid stuff on a girls clit then watch the reaction!

Post by **Cool Blue** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 8:59 pm

Here's a bit from How Stuff Works on the 'tech' of Viagra.

http://health.howstuffworks.com/viagra7.htm

Post by **ScooterG** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 9:13 pm

Don Carlos wrote:
Tip, put a little of the liquid stuff on a girls clit then watch the reaction!

Liquid Viagra? Do we not have this stuff in the states or am I just not following men's drug releases enough.

P.S. Over the counter DHEA creams for women do the same thing....

Post by **hate** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:10 pm

magnum

i got a big cock

Post by **raw** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:23 pm

SOAPboy wrote:
mik0rs wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..

I cant have kids..

sys0p wrote:

Post by **hemostick** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:07 pm

ScooterG wrote:How long do you think it'll be 'til guys are abusing it for weight-lifting purposes? Probably not long!

I'm sure stiffies are very easily spotted in the skimpy spandex weight-lifting outfits

Post by **Turbanator** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:30 pm

one of my mates from work was foolin around with viagra a while back. He comes in the next day and goes "it was shit, no effect..." goes home that night, and tries again... again, no effect, so he popped a second one on the same night... again no effect... comes into work moaning how crap these pills were and how they're probably just blue paracetamol.... then one of the girls from another department comes over (pretty looking lass) and doy-ing... guy just pops a boner on the spot.... he spent the rest of the day hunch over on a seat in the stock room :lol:

Post by **tnf** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:31 pm

turb sighting!!

Post by **Turbanator** » Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:35 pm

oh and back to the original topic, condomi all the way... only ones I can buy in bulk

last box of 200, only 2 split... admitedly one of those two scared the living shit out me, and the other one I realised straight away.

Post by **glossy** » Tue Aug 16, 2005 12:04 am

Lifestyles all the way. Had an ultra-thin of some other brand (it was hers

) break on me, luckily we noticed.

SOAPboy, my mate's girlfriend can't get pregnant either, He loves it

. Unprotected, although risky, is the bomb.