condom advice, kids

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Geebs
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condom advice, kids

Post by Geebs »

durex "avanti" fall off.

I hope that following this advice saves you having girls ring up to tell you how sick they're feeling :)
mik0rs
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Post by mik0rs »

More advice here:

Condomi condoms (or at least the ones I used) are CRAP, you'd be better off using sandpaper as a lubricant.
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Post by raw »

I use Trojan Ultra Thin.
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Post by Geebs »

sandpaper's okay, if it's all you can afford. I use powdered diamond
sys0p

Post by sys0p »

I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.

I have my own parking space at the G.U.M
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Post by Nightshade »

Enjoy your drippy dobber, dad.
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I fucked some girl I met in a club about 2 weeks ago, and I took one of them Viagra Jellies. I banged her right into the morning, and the next day my dick had friction burns on it, no joke. I thought it was thrush, but it cleared up in 2 days. That was my last scare.
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Post by [FTF]Pyro »

sys0p wrote:I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.
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Post by shiznit »

:olo:
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[FTF]Pyro wrote:
sys0p wrote:I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.
lol fucking hell that's creepy
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Post by SOAPboy »

Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..
[size=75][i]I once had a glass of milk.

It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.

I am now sick.
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Post by Don Carlos »

sys0p wrote:I fucked some girl I met in a club about 2 weeks ago, and I took one of them Viagra Jellies. I banged her right into the morning, and the next day my dick had friction burns on it, no joke. I thought it was thrush, but it cleared up in 2 days. That was my last scare.
I gave my mates some of those for his wedding night lol :D
Where were you when the West was defeated?
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Post by Underpants? »

[FTF]Pyro wrote:
sys0p wrote:I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.
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why is sys0p wearing a diaper in this picture.
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Re: condom advice, kids

Post by duffman91 »

Geebs wrote:durex "avanti" fall off.

I hope that following this advice saves you having girls ring up to tell you how sick they're feeling :)
I have the same problem with Lifestyles brand condoms. I only use Trojan brand condoms now.
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Post by dzjepp »

What ever you do, don't ask fatality http://planetquake3.net/download.php?op=fileid&lid=2209
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Don Carlos wrote:
sys0p wrote:I fucked some girl I met in a club about 2 weeks ago, and I took one of them Viagra Jellies. I banged her right into the morning, and the next day my dick had friction burns on it, no joke. I thought it was thrush, but it cleared up in 2 days. That was my last scare.
I gave my mates some of those for his wedding night lol :D
Fucking hell, they are for pros only. I took one at 8pm, and I fucked her on an off until 9am. By that time, my body was dead, I couldn't hold my eyes open, but I had a raging fucking hard on that just would not go down.

Never again. Apart from all the other times I've used them since, and all the times I will in the future.
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Post by ScooterG »

What's a Viagra Jelly? Is it different than the regular Viagra pill?
sys0p

Post by sys0p »

Yeah, the pills take about 30 minutes to work, but the jellies work in about 7 minutes. They don't work as well as a pill for some people, but I love them. I wouldn't have a one night stand without them.
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Post by mik0rs »

SOAPboy wrote:Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..
:dork:
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Post by Cool Blue »

I heard reports of Viagra damaging your cock if it's used when you don't need it.

Something about over stressing the biologic 'valves' that control the blood flow into the penis. This would be a good place for Geebs or Saturn to speak up.
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Post by sys0p »

I know people who've been using it since it came about, and they don't have any problems without it. I think it probably does damage to people who already have a problem
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Post by SOAPboy »

mik0rs wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..
:dork:
I cant have kids.. thus only thing im "protecting" myself from is STDs, and well, hense the "bar sluts" thing.. :icon26:
[size=75][i]I once had a glass of milk.

It curdled, and then I couldn't drink it. So I mixed it with some water, and it was alright again.

I am now sick.
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Post by sys0p »

SOAPboy wrote:
mik0rs wrote:
SOAPboy wrote:Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..
:dork:
I cant have kids..

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Post by mik0rs »

Oooooooh I thought you meant for everyone as opposed to you. Fair enough.
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Post by Cool Blue »

Or he can't have kids because he doesn't have sex with women. Let's not be presumptious. -!-
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