So I came home this morning....

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Brian Slade
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So I came home this morning....

Post by Brian Slade »

..to find my bed covered in chocolate. :icon27:

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What makes it worse is I dont even eat chocolate and I have no idea where it came from... :icon27:
bikkeldesnikkel
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Post by bikkeldesnikkel »

who you gonna call?
werldhed
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Post by werldhed »

My ladyfriend recently returned from a trans-continental trip which included a layover in Zurich. My freezer is now full of Swiss chocolate which she forgot at my place. None of that mars shit for me!
Brian Slade
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Post by Brian Slade »

bikkeldesnikkel wrote:who you gonna call?
The 'Care Police'?
glossy
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Post by glossy »

mail it to me!
Underpants?
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Post by Underpants? »

maybe someone from your fat nerd past is trying to reverse the fact that your life has taken a sudden and horrible turn for the worse.
Brian Slade
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Post by Brian Slade »

You'd know all about horrible turns for the worse. :olo:
Can't imagine what it felt like when you lost a nut, and the majority of your manlihood along with it.
Fuck, I'm relitavely androgynous, and I'm still more man than you. :olo:
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seremtan
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Post by seremtan »

NOT ON YOUR MOM'S BED!
Massive Quasars
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Post by Massive Quasars »

Brian Slade wrote: Fuck, I'm relitavely androgynous, and I'm still more man than you. :olo:
I've had many a laugh at the expense of his lost nut, but don't kid yourself.
HM-PuFFNSTuFF
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Post by HM-PuFFNSTuFF »

okay guys lets let the cat out of the bag...

it was us r:e:p:r:e:s:s:o:

we've been concerned that you only weigh 119 and we were hoping you'd fatten yourself up a bit

a few bars won't hurt

*wubbles*
saturn
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Post by saturn »

hah, it's a hint from your GF!

fuck me, taylor
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