So I came home this morning....

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:03 pm

..to find my bed covered in chocolate. :icon27:

What makes it worse is I dont even eat chocolate and I have no idea where it came from... :icon27:

Post by **bikkeldesnikkel** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:08 pm

who you gonna call?

Post by **werldhed** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:08 pm

My ladyfriend recently returned from a trans-continental trip which included a layover in Zurich. My freezer is now full of Swiss chocolate which she forgot at my place. None of that mars shit for me!

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:11 pm

bikkeldesnikkel wrote:who you gonna call?

The 'Care Police'?

Post by **glossy** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 2:45 pm

mail it to me!

Post by **Underpants?** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 5:29 pm

maybe someone from your fat nerd past is trying to reverse the fact that your life has taken a sudden and horrible turn for the worse.

Post by **Brian Slade** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 6:33 pm

You'd know all about horrible turns for the worse.

Can't imagine what it felt like when you lost a nut, and the majority of your manlihood along with it.
Fuck, I'm relitavely androgynous, and I'm still more man than you.

Post by **seremtan** » Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:43 pm

NOT ON YOUR MOM'S BED!

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 5:46 am

Brian Slade wrote: Fuck, I'm relitavely androgynous, and I'm still more man than you.

I've had many a laugh at the expense of his lost nut, but don't kid yourself.

Post by **HM-PuFFNSTuFF** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:42 pm

okay guys lets let the cat out of the bag...

it was us r:e:p:r:e:s:s

we've been concerned that you only weigh 119 and we were hoping you'd fatten yourself up a bit

a few bars won't hurt

*wubbles*

Post by **saturn** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:24 pm

hah, it's a hint from your GF!

fuck me, taylor