If the doc told you today

Post by **PhoeniX** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:11 pm

I do, not sure why I pressed T then.

Post by **Pauly** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:17 pm

because you're an idion

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:20 pm

Pooinyourmouth_needmerge wrote:I'd rescue a jellyfish from the beach with my penis. I'd squat down like a weight lifter and place a finger on the top and at the base of my cock and push down and scoop up the stranded creature. Then I would let go slinging the mass of jelly back into the sea. Sure it might hurt like the dickens, but you should see how big my dick gets.

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Post by **ajerara** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:34 pm

I'd surf until I couldn't stand up and then I'd go sit with my family while we all cried a lot. Then I would make my special funeral music compilation CD with " In My Time of Dying" by Led Zeppelin, and several other appropriate songs that I've had picked out for years. Another selection " Heaven is Ten Zillion Light Years Away" by Stevie Wonder. Oh yeah, and there's this great old song called " Lullaby of the Leaves" that is very funereal. Sing me to sleep, lullaby of the leaves.

Dang, this actually starting to sound kind of good, it's this darn foggy day, just puts me in the mood.

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 7:40 pm

reefsurfer wrote:
Pauly wrote:You all know the real truth is you'd sit with your family while you all cried a lot.
Pualy speaks the truth... once again.
Hail to pauly.

from the looks of it, Pauly would be playing BF2 this weekend while you were under the table sucking his c*ck until his testicles were so small you couldn't see 'em.

Post by **^misantropia^** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:42 pm

I'd post on an Internet forum asking what other people would do if the doctor tells them they'll be a goner come Monday.

Post by **MKJ** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:03 pm

Pauly wrote:because you're an idion

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Post by **o'dium** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:40 pm

Id stay in the house and keep playing conker ITS THAT FUCKING GOOD.

Post by **Transient** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 10:44 pm

ajerara wrote:I'd surf until I couldn't stand up and then I'd go sit with my family while we all cried a lot. Then I would make my special funeral music compilation CD with " In My Time of Dying" by Led Zeppelin, and several other appropriate songs that I've had picked out for years. Another selection " Heaven is Ten Zillion Light Years Away" by Stevie Wonder. Oh yeah, and there's this great old song called " Lullaby of the Leaves" that is very funereal. Sing me to sleep, lullaby of the leaves.

Dang, this actually starting to sound kind of good, it's this darn foggy day, just puts me in the mood.