fuck anything that moves and racer my car to within an inch of its life til Sunday night then say goodbye to my Family
Where were you when the West was defeated?
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I'd rescue a jellyfish from the beach with my penis. I'd squat down like a weight lifter and place a finger on the top and at the base of my cock and push down and scoop up the stranded creature. Then I would let go slinging the mass of jelly back into the sea. Sure it might hurt like the dickens, but you should see how big my dick gets.
Pooinyourmouth_needmerge wrote:I'd rescue a jellyfish from the beach with my penis. I'd squat down like a weight lifter and place a finger on the top and at the base of my cock and push down and scoop up the stranded creature. Then I would let go slinging the mass of jelly back into the sea. Sure it might hurt like the dickens, but you should see how big my dick gets.
I'd visit a woman I know who's very hot and we're good friends and have a good time Then tomorrow evening I'd call and say my good bye's =)
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I'd spend the weekend torturing the doctor, then killing him a few minutes before I die...just because in ancient times a messenger bearing bad news was often destroyed on the spot (and I'm all about bein' ancient n' shit).
losCHUNK wrote:knowing my luck that would happen and ill win the lottery
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I would think going out fishing would be nice, just sit out on the lake...or maybe do something you know you would most likely die doing..I can't think of a better time to do something like that anyway, Like jumping off a 90 story building with those niffty shoes djepp was talking about the other day.
Hannibal wrote:I'd spend the weekend torturing the doctor, then killing him a few minutes before I die...just because in ancient times a messenger bearing bad news was often destroyed on the spot (and I'm all about bein' ancient n' shit).
Hannibal wrote:I'd spend the weekend torturing the doctor, then killing him a few minutes before I die...just because in ancient times a messenger bearing bad news was often destroyed on the spot (and I'm all about bein' ancient n' shit).
Would you wear the renaissance leather pants?
No, but you can ask the dude over at Unrealplanet that I 'borrowed' the pics from if he would.
Frankly, I was a bit surprised that more folks didn't try to flame the shit out those pics of "me" I posted. Many folks just seemed to accept that it was me. I figured it would be easily understood as a joke, given other things I've said in the past and the fact that they were hosted at an Unreal Tournament mapper's site.
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Then tomorrow evening I'd call and say my good bye's =)
