Make the censors watch paint drying

[Eraser]

Just watch the introductory video here and have a laugh

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ch ... escription

[xer0s]

I see his point and admire his persistence. But this won't do a damn thing to change policy. He's going about it the wrong way...

[PhoeniX]

It's a pretty good idea to be honest, and a good way to get noticed (and all your future films banned by the person who had to sit through the paint drying one).

I can see it becoming a cult classic.

[seremtan]

of course, the BBFC person could just flick through the keyframes, see that they're all the same, and have it done and dusted in 10 minutes

won't make a difference though; they're going after the wrong people

[Captain]

They should get Tyler Durden to edit it before it's sent off.

[Don Carlos]

They raised £5,936

Not bad!

[seremtan]

just think how much cancer that could have cured

[Eraser]

I see his point and admire his persistence. But this won't do a damn thing to change policy. He's going about it the wrong way...

I guess his primary goal is raising awareness.

of course, the BBFC person could just flick through the keyframes, see that they're all the same, and have it done and dusted in 10 minutes

Wouldn't be surprised if the BBFC is actually legally obliged to sit through the whole thing. Whether that actually happens is another thing, but imagine the shitstorm if it turned out that, as Mazda pointed out, after 4 and a half hours, the paint magically transformed into 15 frames of porn video and the BBFC missed that, especially with this movie.

[Eraser]

just think how much cancer that could have cured

For 5 grand? None. None at all.

[Whiskey 7]

It's a pretty good idea to be honest, and a good way to get noticed (and all your future films banned by the person who had to sit through the paint drying one).

I can see it becoming a cult classic.

It is a great idea. Top points from me here.

[seremtan]

just think how much cancer that could have cured

For 5 grand? None. None at all.

so don't ever give money to a cancer charity since your measly donation will cure exactly zero cancer

strong logic

[Eraser]

For 5 grand? None. None at all.

so don't ever give money to a cancer charity since your measly donation will cure exactly zero cancer

strong logic

Uh what? We're talking about the total sum of 5 thousand UK pound. Not about a donation of 5 thousand UK pound that is part of a larger whole of donated money.

To cut to the chase though, you probably think of this project as a waste of money and think the money would've been better spend on cancer research. That may very well be the case, but different people enjoy different things and the man is making a point. Can't blame him for that.

[seremtan]

i think he should have spent the money on designing a machine that can unrustle jimmies

specifically yours

[losCHUNK]

so don't ever give money to a cancer charity since your measly donation will cure exactly zero cancer

strong logic

Uh what? We're talking about the total sum of 5 thousand UK pound. Not about a donation of 5 thousand UK pound that is part of a larger whole of donated money.

To cut to the chase though, you probably think of this project as a waste of money and think the money would've been better spend on cancer research. That may very well be the case, but different people enjoy different things and the man is making a point. Can't blame him for that.

Well, in the UK you'd just be 5k richer, or dead.

Bit of a knife edge really.

[MKJ]

Update!
I like the Spoiler tag

[Eraser]

Shame. I was hoping for an M-rating.

[losCHUNK]

Well that was fun

[seremtan]

"It contains no material likely to offend or harm"

well thank fuck for that

[PhoeniX]

I wonder if there's going to be a sequel.

[seremtan]

J J Abrams is doing a reboot

someone leaked a spoiler image:

[seremtan]

apparently Tarantino has a remake in the works as well

[PhoeniX]

I don't don't watch enough films to properly get these references .

[John^Rocker]

I see bricks of heroin.
But then again, I'm no expert.

[seremtan]

I don't don't

so you do?

p.s.

michael bay version

[Doombrain]

Needs a pan, to show panning. And an M1 tank.