This is what it's like being a true stud

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:16 am

You literally have women fighting you to get into your bed, and you knock them back because you've already smashed a 10 earlier in the day and just want the night to yourself.

I win...

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:21 am

Congratulations, a drunk girl wants to shag you. I'm quite sure nothing similar even happened to any of us.

BTW smashed a ten, is that a cricket term? Like hit for six, or roo on the barby? Puzzling.

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:25 am

Looks like I hit a nerve with an angry, jealous virgin.

Smashing a 10 means having sex with a girl that is rated 10 out of 10, nub.

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:26 am

Ryoki wrote:I'm quite sure nothing similar even happened to any of us.

I'm quite sure of that too.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:36 am

Ah, i see.

Look, let's be honest here. I'm sure she was hot as hell, but she probably had an Australian accent didn't she? That automatically makes her an 8 at the most i'm afraid, everyone knows the Australian accent is the least sexy of all English accents on women (aside from whatever the hell it is they speak in Texas).

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:40 am

She actually sounds half American for some reason, fucked if I know why. Btw, have you ever heard a New Zealander speak? Those morons sound like they were hit in the head with a brick at birth.

Post by **Ryoki** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:43 am

Well that's alright then, let's settle for a 9 and speak no more of it.

And no, can't say that i have... but i'm almost intruiged now, might look up some sheep related stuff on youtube to satisfy my curiousity later.

Post by **Eraser** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:19 pm

Shagging drunk girls. I see you're setting some ambitious goals in life.

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:23 pm

Learn to read dipshit, I knocked her back until tomorrow.

Post by **scared?** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:29 pm

Sounds you gotta go help your dad so he won't kick u out of the apt... I'm tired? From drinking rum mixers out of the can? Flex donkey is a little boy pretending to be a man...

Also... Bec sounds like a guy... Short for Becker? If he's really a girl is just as bad... Turning her away to sleep for daddy...Fagot...

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Post by **plained** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:34 pm

olivia newton john accent ?

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 1:43 pm

scared? wrote:Sounds you gotta go help your dad so he won't kick u out of the apt... I'm tired? From drinking rum mixers out of the can? Flex donkey is a little boy pretending to be a man...

Also... Bec sounds like a guy... Short for Becker? If he's really a girl is just as bad... Turning her away to sleep for daddy...Fagot... ...

Listen up dipshit, the dad story was a load of crap, hence why I am still awake hours later. If I wanted to be honest I'd be telling her I had to get up early to fuck your dad in the morning before he goes to collect his welfare cheque. Secondly, don't be mad that I drink real man's rum while you sip poofy Bacardi that is at least 80% tap water anyway. And lastly, Bec is short for Rebecca dummy, and I'll be putting her away tomorrow when I can be bothered. If you're lucky I might periscope her ass after I tap it like the sex god I am. I've already smashed a 10 earlier today. Owned.

Post by **scared?** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:08 pm

So this little flex kid turns away pussy for no reason? Obviously he's gay...

Post by **scared?** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:10 pm

Also...The only thing I saw u smashing were seagulls and rum mixers... Grow up...

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Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:11 pm

You're mad I didn't periscope my sexual conquest for the day. Expected.

Post by **scared?** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:17 pm

U don't periscope anything... Never seen an actual person cuz ur still scared to reveal urself... At least in real time... Pathetic... Man up chump...

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 2:18 pm

Thinly veiled beg for video images of my heavenly body. Find something else to whack off to faggot.

Post by **Deathshroud** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:15 pm

Memphis wrote:'10' means inches.

code cracked.

Sounds painful.

Post by **Doombrain** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:22 pm

Ryoki wrote:Ah, i see.

Look, let's be honest here. I'm sure she was hot as hell, but she probably had an Australian accent didn't she? That automatically makes her an 8 at the most i'm afraid, everyone knows the Australian accent is the least sexy of all English accents on women (aside from whatever the hell it is they speak in Texas).

Lol

Post by **ToxicBug** » Wed Nov 25, 2015 11:45 pm

Pics?

Post by **xer0s** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:34 am

So did you smash this 10 or what?

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:47 am

I have before, and will again tonight.

Post by **scared?** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 1:57 am

No u won't...

Post by **feedback** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:04 am

fuckin oath

Post by **Flex Donkey** » Thu Nov 26, 2015 3:06 am

scared? wrote:No u won't...

Oh yes I will. Want me to periscope it?

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