This is what it's like being a true stud

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This is what it's like being a true stud

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You literally have women fighting you to get into your bed, and you knock them back because you've already smashed a 10 earlier in the day and just want the night to yourself.

I win... :olo:


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Congratulations, a drunk girl wants to shag you. I'm quite sure nothing similar even happened to any of us.

BTW smashed a ten, is that a cricket term? Like hit for six, or roo on the barby? Puzzling.
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Looks like I hit a nerve with an angry, jealous virgin. :olo:

Smashing a 10 means having sex with a girl that is rated 10 out of 10, nub.
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Ryoki wrote:I'm quite sure nothing similar even happened to any of us.
I'm quite sure of that too. :olo:
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Ah, i see.

Look, let's be honest here. I'm sure she was hot as hell, but she probably had an Australian accent didn't she? That automatically makes her an 8 at the most i'm afraid, everyone knows the Australian accent is the least sexy of all English accents on women (aside from whatever the hell it is they speak in Texas).
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She actually sounds half American for some reason, fucked if I know why. Btw, have you ever heard a New Zealander speak? Those morons sound like they were hit in the head with a brick at birth.
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Well that's alright then, let's settle for a 9 and speak no more of it.

And no, can't say that i have... but i'm almost intruiged now, might look up some sheep related stuff on youtube to satisfy my curiousity later.
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Shagging drunk girls. I see you're setting some ambitious goals in life.
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Learn to read dipshit, I knocked her back until tomorrow.
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Sounds you gotta go help your dad so he won't kick u out of the apt... I'm tired? From drinking rum mixers out of the can? Flex donkey is a little boy pretending to be a man...

Also... Bec sounds like a guy... Short for Becker? If he's really a girl is just as bad... Turning her away to sleep for daddy...Fagot... :olo: ...
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olivia newton john accent ?

:drool:
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scared? wrote:Sounds you gotta go help your dad so he won't kick u out of the apt... I'm tired? From drinking rum mixers out of the can? Flex donkey is a little boy pretending to be a man...

Also... Bec sounds like a guy... Short for Becker? If he's really a girl is just as bad... Turning her away to sleep for daddy...Fagot... :olo: ...
Listen up dipshit, the dad story was a load of crap, hence why I am still awake hours later. If I wanted to be honest I'd be telling her I had to get up early to fuck your dad in the morning before he goes to collect his welfare cheque. Secondly, don't be mad that I drink real man's rum while you sip poofy Bacardi that is at least 80% tap water anyway. And lastly, Bec is short for Rebecca dummy, and I'll be putting her away tomorrow when I can be bothered. If you're lucky I might periscope her ass after I tap it like the sex god I am. I've already smashed a 10 earlier today. Owned.
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So this little flex kid turns away pussy for no reason? Obviously he's gay...
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Also...The only thing I saw u smashing were seagulls and rum mixers... Grow up... :olo: ...
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You're mad I didn't periscope my sexual conquest for the day. Expected.
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U don't periscope anything... Never seen an actual person cuz ur still scared to reveal urself... At least in real time... Pathetic... Man up chump...
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Thinly veiled beg for video images of my heavenly body. Find something else to whack off to faggot.
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Memphis wrote:'10' means inches.

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Ryoki wrote:Ah, i see.

Look, let's be honest here. I'm sure she was hot as hell, but she probably had an Australian accent didn't she? That automatically makes her an 8 at the most i'm afraid, everyone knows the Australian accent is the least sexy of all English accents on women (aside from whatever the hell it is they speak in Texas).
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Pics?
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So did you smash this 10 or what?
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I have before, and will again tonight.
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No u won't...
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fuckin oath
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scared? wrote:No u won't...
Oh yes I will. Want me to periscope it?
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