Did you ever lie to a girl when you wanted to score?

Post by **PeteRoy** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:15 pm

Did you ever make up impressive stories about your life, work, money, to impress a girl to get a score?

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:17 pm

Yeah, I told a girl once my dick was 30 stories high, and she can make like king kong and climg all the way to the top. KEKEKEKE

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:18 pm

weird, i said the same to a chick one time Jepp, i was wondering where i heard that line before..

it dident work for you eather did it?

Post by **dzjepp** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:20 pm

Sadly no

Post by **Pooinyourmouth** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:23 pm

I told a girl my dick was so big, that it still has snow on it in the summertime.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:29 pm

i once told a girl my dick was so big NASA had to airbrush it out of the neil armstrong moon photos

Post by **bitWISE** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:29 pm

Nope. You shouldn't have to lie and if you do they will find out anyways.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:31 pm

Do whatever it takes to get you in her cunt.

Post by **seremtan** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:32 pm

bitWISE wrote:Nope. You shouldn't have to lie and if you do they will find out anyways.

best thing is to undersell yourself slightly, not so much to put them off, but just enough so that they get a pleasant surprise when they discover you're even better than they thought

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:36 pm

Memphis wrote:
ctrlnuke wrote:Do whatever it takes to get you in her cunt.
true nerdspeak

if it takes me any effort whatsoever, i don't bother

I don't get what's nerdy about trying to fuck at all. If you don't put in any effort, you end up jipping yourself a lot of the time. The same girls that aren't interested in you because you put no effort it are the same ones that you could be fucking within 30 mins of talking to them.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:42 pm

never :icon34:

Post by **bitWISE** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:45 pm

seremtan wrote:
bitWISE wrote:Nope. You shouldn't have to lie and if you do they will find out anyways.
best thing is to undersell yourself slightly, not so much to put them off, but just enough so that they get a pleasant surprise when they discover you're even better than they thought

Yeah. Confidence and originality are very important. Follow that up with a little humor and some mystery and you're in.

Post by **stocktroll** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:48 pm

yall are sad. With out getting into details of my spectacular life they come to ME. All i have to do is kick them out my house when im done.

Post by **[xeno]Julios** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:50 pm

I find orgasms with women i've lied to are less satisfying.

Post by **Foo** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 10:50 pm

only when the lie was 'no, that was not rohypnol'

Post by **4days** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:25 pm

don't have a good enough memory to lie, so i always try not to.

bit off-topic, but was just out at this dinner thing and there was this lass there with the most utterly fantastic tits.
they were, i don't know *cups hands outward and bites lip*, edible. on the small side of a c cup, perfect hemispheres. the sort of thing that, the moment you see it, somewhere in the back of your mind starts turning into everything from a potentially great place to rest your eye sockets to the wheel arches for a really, really nice car.

i was trying not to look at them. we were talking about powell and pressburger, because she'd studied them at uni, and i was just drunkely rattling on about 'matter of life and death' when her nipples hardened. two buds the size of cigarette tips suddenly pushing against the cream satin band-aid she was wearing. i completely fucking forgot what i was talking about.

Post by **blood.angel** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:27 pm

Usually the ruthies kick in before we get to talk.

Post by **glossy** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:29 pm

bwahaha, great story 4days

I don't have to lie, and I don't like to. I did tell a girl i operated several websites. I did take her home. *highfive*

Post by **Foo** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:31 pm

you told her that afterwards, right? i mean to get her to leave...

Post by **Zyte** » Fri Sep 02, 2005 11:53 pm

no no no no dont lie

Post by **glossy** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:28 am

Foo wrote:you told her that afterwards, right? i mean to get her to leave...

actually she was just very cool, she asked what i do, and i answered honestly. kept in touch. good fun

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:36 am

PeteRoy wrote:Did you ever make up impressive stories about your life, work, money, to impress a girl to get a score?

Yeah
I told her my name was a pseudo name for PeteRoy.
Pete

Post by **seremtan** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:56 am

tell her you have an inflatable talking sidekick. chicks love that

Post by **ScooterG** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:13 am

4days wrote:
bit off-topic, but was just out at this dinner thing and there was this lass there with the most utterly fantastic tits.
they were, i don't know *cups hands outward and bites lip*, edible. on the small side of a c cup, perfect hemispheres. the sort of thing that, the moment you see it, somewhere in the back of your mind starts turning into everything from a potentially great place to rest your eye sockets to the wheel arches for a really, really nice car.

i was trying not to look at them. we were talking about powell and pressburger, because she'd studied them at uni, and i was just drunkely rattling on about 'matter of life and death' when her nipples hardened. two buds the size of cigarette tips suddenly pushing against the cream satin band-aid she was wearing. i completely fucking forgot what i was talking about.

I swear I don't mean anything by this, but that was really hot! Women eat that shit up. :icon14:

Post by **ScooterG** » Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:36 am

Memphis wrote:
Bollocks

Mingers eat that shit up
Any decent girl who catches your average geezer leering at her dinners would serve him 5 across the eyes

No, I don't mean that we like men leering at our boobs 'cuz we definitely do not (we do like a quick glance, though

), I meant we like the flowery descriptions about what's running through their minds when they lose control of conscious thought over the sheer wonders of our feminity.... (and all that crap - we're girls y'know...)

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