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Whenever you decide your gonna eat "healthy" and loose a bit of weight, somebody always buys you chocolate? Mom just came back from Turkey, and what does she bring me? 3 of the large mother fucker Toblerones... I cant just leave them, thats rude

And why is it that you can be bored for ages, and then the second you decide to do something, somebody texts you

haha the last one is very true. if its not text its a phonecall or an msn msg or summat

grr

That's a strange coincidence, Last week Wednesday I started doing just that, and Saturday night we went to visit some friends and they brought me 4 of my favorite super dark chocolate bars from France...
I was thinking the same thing...


Then I read this topic and was like WTF

-7lbs in 7 days and the chocolate is still in the fridge unopened

WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER YOU GO TO MASTERBATE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF?

Giraffe }{unter wrote:That's a strange coincidence, Last week Wednesday I started doing just that, and Saturday night we went to visit some friends and they brought me 4 of my favorite super dark chocolate bars from France...
I was thinking the same thing...


Then I read this topic and was like WTF

-7lbs in 7 days and the chocolate is still in the fridge unopened

Good lad :icon14:

I've had 3 pieces but already am thinking of just wrapping it up and keeping it for some other time. The weathers to hot anyways, its making me wanna puke.

Jackal wrote:WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER YOU GO TO MASTERBATE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF?

send it to me odium

the chocolate, not your severed penis

MKJ wrote:the chocolate, not your severed penis

Oh ffs, i already posted it...

Now you have made me hungry...

i have lost 9 pound so far...its really quite easy...don't eat as much...whats the problem? u can even eat chocolate or a whole pizza in 1 sitting and lose weight if u just watch ur calories...

for instance...i got a frozen pizza in the freezer that is 1600 calories...if i want to eat it today i won't eat anything until 7pm...the whole pizza will be mine and i will still lose weight...got it? good...bye...

try that lindt 85% dark chocco yo ey.

that is very good as well.

o'dium wrote:
And why is it that you can be bored for ages, and then the second you decide to do something, somebody texts you

This happens to me all the time, I can be sitting at my computer for hours not doing a fucking thing and soon as I get to go do something else, like take a shower or something else. Someone calls me and wants me to do something on the computer. It's annoying, hell it happened 3 times yesterday. I more or less take the day off and as soon as I want to go do something fun someone calls and wants me to do something....... I sit at my computer for an hour thinking that someone else will call so instead of going to do things that I want I sit and wait........... nothing,,, so I get up to go my thing and sure enough someone else calls....... :icon33:

MKJ wrote:the chocolate, not your severed penis

o'dium wrote: Mom

You say mom? That's the american way of saying it.

Mum and mom, whats the difference?

At least I'm not a fagg0t who says "mother".