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o'dium
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Whenever you decide your gonna eat "healthy" and loose a bit of weight, somebody always buys you chocolate? Mom just came back from Turkey, and what does she bring me? 3 of the large mother fucker Toblerones... I cant just leave them, thats rude :p

And why is it that you can be bored for ages, and then the second you decide to do something, somebody texts you :dork:
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haha the last one is very true. if its not text its a phonecall or an msn msg or summat

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That's a strange coincidence, Last week Wednesday I started doing just that, and Saturday night we went to visit some friends and they brought me 4 of my favorite super dark chocolate bars from France...
I was thinking the same thing...


Then I read this topic and was like WTF

-7lbs in 7 days and the chocolate is still in the fridge unopened
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WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER YOU GO TO MASTERBATE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF?
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Giraffe }{unter wrote:That's a strange coincidence, Last week Wednesday I started doing just that, and Saturday night we went to visit some friends and they brought me 4 of my favorite super dark chocolate bars from France...
I was thinking the same thing...


Then I read this topic and was like WTF

-7lbs in 7 days and the chocolate is still in the fridge unopened
Good lad :icon14:

I've had 3 pieces but already am thinking of just wrapping it up and keeping it for some other time. The weathers to hot anyways, its making me wanna puke.
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Jackal wrote:WHY IS IT THAT WHENEVER YOU GO TO MASTERBATE YOUR PENIS FALLS OFF?
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send it to me odium
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the chocolate, not your severed penis
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MKJ wrote:the chocolate, not your severed penis
Oh ffs, i already posted it... :tear:
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Now you have made me hungry... >:E
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i have lost 9 pound so far...its really quite easy...don't eat as much...whats the problem? u can even eat chocolate or a whole pizza in 1 sitting and lose weight if u just watch ur calories...

for instance...i got a frozen pizza in the freezer that is 1600 calories...if i want to eat it today i won't eat anything until 7pm...the whole pizza will be mine and i will still lose weight...got it? good...bye...
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Post by plained »

try that lindt 85% dark chocco yo ey.

that is very good as well.
it is about time!
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o'dium wrote:
And why is it that you can be bored for ages, and then the second you decide to do something, somebody texts you :dork:
This happens to me all the time, I can be sitting at my computer for hours not doing a fucking thing and soon as I get to go do something else, like take a shower or something else. Someone calls me and wants me to do something on the computer. It's annoying, hell it happened 3 times yesterday. I more or less take the day off and as soon as I want to go do something fun someone calls and wants me to do something....... I sit at my computer for an hour thinking that someone else will call so instead of going to do things that I want I sit and wait........... nothing,,, so I get up to go my thing and sure enough someone else calls....... :icon33:
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MKJ wrote:the chocolate, not your severed penis
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o'dium wrote: Mom
You say mom? That's the american way of saying it.
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Mum and mom, whats the difference?

At least I'm not a fagg0t who says "mother".
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