Long email addresses [rant, you're fucking right it is...]

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Long email addresses [rant, you're fucking right it is...]

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long email addresses are a fucking pain in the ass, I had a person ask me to send them something at their home email today, and while they were spelling out the address, I had time to microwave then eat a plate of nachos, reformat and install my OS (note: it's OS, not O/S you fucking grabasstic fuck-handles that use a slash just because you saw it thirty years ago in a dated platform name) re-import my outlook data files, open contacts and place the new entry for
"jeradstacyjoeysissyandourfuckingdogpatches@msn.com"
under the short name "mouthbreathing shitflingers"
is there no little pop-up that can be invoked when someone applies for a new address that says something like:
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Re: Long email addresses [rant, you're fucking right it is..

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Underpants? wrote:very serious upset post
what a horrible post that unfortunitly stinks of effort. Zero talent for writing.
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yeah, actually after posting I re-read it and it seems very new, angrier and less improved maddox-esque in some way. Well it was a 30 second project (not counting 2 hours of MS paint) which only proves my heart's just not in it any more.

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Post by prince1000 »

this guy...
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Post by E:v:O »

A rant about Email addresses? Damn, these Uniballers are so temperamental. >:E
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someone must have thrown his testicle on the roof
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Post by prince1000 »

you will never get props. get over it.
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Re: Long email addresses [rant, you're fucking right it is..

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Underpants? wrote:long email addresses are a fucking pain in the ass, I had a person ask me to send them something at their home email today, and while they were spelling out the address, I had time to microwave then eat a plate of nachos, reformat and install my OS (note: it's OS, not O/S you fucking grabasstic fuck-handles that use a slash just because you saw it thirty years ago in a dated platform name) re-import my outlook data files, open contacts and place the new entry for
"jeradstacyjoeysissyandourfuckingdogpatches@msn.com"
under the short name "mouthbreating shitflingers"
is there no little pop-up that can be invoked when someone applies for a new address that says something like:
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what is this garbage? what makes you think anyone cares or wants to read what aggrivates half a man. shit
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Post by Pauly »

I don't have any problems like this, but then hey, I have 2 testicles.
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Post by Nightshade »

It's amazing what a difference being bi-balled, or "a man" as it's commonly called, makes. You look at people like Almostemptyunderpants? with his pathetic, deflated sack and think "Damn, poor little bastard. Probably has to wear a doll's teacup for a jockstrap".
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he calls his testicle 'neo'
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Post by Nightshade »

:olo:

He's not calling it "The Highlander" anymore?
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:ol: ladies and gentleman, might I present to you my fan club.
there's a good chance that some, but most likely all of the posts above are steeped in the unnatural and/or homosexual tendency to obsess over falsehoods and misguidings in regards to a man's genitalia. My life is actually 50% better now, for example:
* BULLET! I can run twice as fast (who knew that the sheer blunt force of your nuts knocking together while jogging actually caused a disruption in the neural pathway from the brain to the quad/hamstring muscles? Obviously not you slack-jawed pile of knobs).
* BULLET! There is a 50% greater chance of escaping certain disability if someone accidentally drops a bowling ball exactly two stories directly above the spot I just so happen to be sitting spread-eagled.
* BULLET! I'm about half a pound lighter now.
* BULLET! I can finally fit half of my whole bag in my palm, handy for cold water applications and military exercises.
:olo: so go piss up another of gramps' parabled trees, you foul bag of pricks :olo:
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Underpants? wrote::ol: ladies and gentleman, might I present to you my fan club.
there's a good chance that some, but most likely all of the posts above are steeped in the unnatural and/or homosexual tendency to obsess over falsehoods and misguidings in regards to a man's genitalia. My life is actually 50% better now, for example:
* BULLET! I can run twice as fast (who knew that the sheer blunt force of your nuts knocking together while jogging actually caused a disruption in the neural pathway from the brain to the quad/hamstring muscles? Obviously not you slack-jawed pile of knobs).
* BULLET! There is a 50% greater chance of escaping certain disability if someone accidentally drops a bowling ball exactly two stories directly above the spot I just so happen to be sitting spread-eagled.
* BULLET! I'm about half a pound lighter now.
* BULLET! I can finally fit half of my whole bag in my palm, handy for cold water applications and military exercises.
:olo: so go piss up another of gramps' parabled trees, you foul bag of pricks :olo:
calm down spaghetti and meatball
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Post by seremtan »

Nightshade wrote::olo:

He's not calling it "The Highlander" anymore?
:olo:

not since 'the quickening'
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Post by Geebs »

:ol: good one
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Post by jay1126 »

So it's settled, we are all going down to the Big Easy for MARDI GRAS!!!!! woooooooooooo!!!

don't forget your beads, tops off ladies!!!!!!!!
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