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So today I heard
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:59 pm
by Nightshade
What I consider to be the second scariest sentence a man can hear from his wife.
"Honey, today I learned how to use an acetylene torch!"
Pray for me.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:01 pm
by dzjepp
Well you don't have to worry about getting your hair burned off ey?
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:25 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
dzjepp wrote:Well you don't have to worry about getting your hair burned off ey?
that was so f*cking stupid i laffed.
Re: So today I heard
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:51 pm
by ScooterG
Nightshade wrote:What I consider to be the second scariest sentence a man can hear from his wife.
"Honey, today I learned how to use an acetylene torch!"
Pray for me.
Consider yourself prayed for. What does your wife do that she needs to use a torch?
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:52 pm
by shadd_
haha don't piss her off or one day you'll come home to your bike cut neatly in two.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:21 pm
by JulesWinnfield
Look at the bright side, now she won't nag you to call a plumber next time a pipe splits.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:43 pm
by MKJ
lemme guess, the single scariest thing would be "we need to talk"
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:07 pm
by Nightshade
No, the scariest sentence I've heard so far was last week.
"Honey, I opened an eBay account!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!!!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:11 pm
by MKJ
"i bought another china set"
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:14 pm
by eepberries
"I'm going vegetarian"
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:21 pm
by MKJ
eepberries wrote:"I'm going vegetarian"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
the missus went from veggie to carne :icon14: hurray
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:25 pm
by R00k
"Oh shit, I thought these were birth control pills."
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:30 pm
by AmIdYfReAk
i would actually rather my wife to know how to use a plasma cutter rather then a oxy-acedaline torch.
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:31 pm
by Dante
Your wife is a welder?
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:35 pm
by bitWISE
Dante wrote:Your wife is a welder?
People other than welders use torches. They're great for working on old cars that have been rusted to fuck.
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:55 am
by Dante
My mind was off thinking along the lines of a Flashdance scenario
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:22 am
by Don Carlos
Unlucky dude
Could have been worse tho?
"Honey, i ordered a strap on from ebay!!"
*shudder*
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:28 am
by MKJ
Don Carlos wrote:Unlucky dude
Could have been worse tho?
"Honey, i ordered a strap on from ebay!!"
*shudder*
"i thought we'd try something different"
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:39 am
by Don Carlos
LOL
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:10 am
by seremtan
"I need a man with functioning follicles"