So today I heard

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:59 pm

What I consider to be the second scariest sentence a man can hear from his wife.

"Honey, today I learned how to use an acetylene torch!"

Pray for me.

Post by **dzjepp** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:01 pm

Well you don't have to worry about getting your hair burned off ey?

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:25 pm

dzjepp wrote:Well you don't have to worry about getting your hair burned off ey?

that was so f*cking stupid i laffed.

Post by **ScooterG** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:51 pm

Nightshade wrote:What I consider to be the second scariest sentence a man can hear from his wife.

"Honey, today I learned how to use an acetylene torch!"

Pray for me.

Consider yourself prayed for. What does your wife do that she needs to use a torch?

Post by **shadd_** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:52 pm

haha don't piss her off or one day you'll come home to your bike cut neatly in two.

Post by **JulesWinnfield** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:21 pm

Look at the bright side, now she won't nag you to call a plumber next time a pipe splits.

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:43 pm

lemme guess, the single scariest thing would be "we need to talk"

Post by **Nightshade** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:07 pm

No, the scariest sentence I've heard so far was last week.

"Honey, I opened an eBay account!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHH!!!!!

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:11 pm

"i bought another china set"

Post by **eepberries** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:14 pm

"I'm going vegetarian"

Post by **MKJ** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:21 pm

eepberries wrote:"I'm going vegetarian"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
the missus went from veggie to carne :icon14: hurray

Post by **R00k** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:25 pm

"Oh shit, I thought these were birth control pills."

Post by **AmIdYfReAk** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:30 pm

i would actually rather my wife to know how to use a plasma cutter rather then a oxy-acedaline torch.

Post by **Dante** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:31 pm

Your wife is a welder?

Post by **bitWISE** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:35 pm

Dante wrote:Your wife is a welder?

People other than welders use torches. They're great for working on old cars that have been rusted to fuck.

Post by **Dante** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 1:55 am

My mind was off thinking along the lines of a Flashdance scenario

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:22 am

Unlucky dude
Could have been worse tho?
"Honey, i ordered a strap on from ebay!!"

*shudder*

Post by **MKJ** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:28 am

Don Carlos wrote:Unlucky dude
Could have been worse tho?
"Honey, i ordered a strap on from ebay!!"

*shudder*

"i thought we'd try something different"

Post by **Don Carlos** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:39 am

Post by **seremtan** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:10 am

"I need a man with functioning follicles"

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