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durex "avanti" fall off.

I hope that following this advice saves you having girls ring up to tell you how sick they're feeling

More advice here:

Condomi condoms (or at least the ones I used) are CRAP, you'd be better off using sandpaper as a lubricant.

sandpaper's okay, if it's all you can afford. I use powdered diamond

I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.

I have my own parking space at the G.U.M

Enjoy your drippy dobber, dad.

I fucked some girl I met in a club about 2 weeks ago, and I took one of them Viagra Jellies. I banged her right into the morning, and the next day my dick had friction burns on it, no joke. I thought it was thrush, but it cleared up in 2 days. That was my last scare.

sys0p wrote:I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.

[FTF]Pyro wrote:

sys0p wrote:I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.

lol fucking hell that's creepy

Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..

sys0p wrote:I fucked some girl I met in a club about 2 weeks ago, and I took one of them Viagra Jellies. I banged her right into the morning, and the next day my dick had friction burns on it, no joke. I thought it was thrush, but it cleared up in 2 days. That was my last scare.

I gave my mates some of those for his wedding night lol

[FTF]Pyro wrote:

sys0p wrote:I'm not ashamed to say I've fucked well over 40 women and I've never used a condom in my entire life.

why is sys0p wearing a diaper in this picture.

Geebs wrote:durex "avanti" fall off.

I hope that following this advice saves you having girls ring up to tell you how sick they're feeling

I have the same problem with Lifestyles brand condoms. I only use Trojan brand condoms now.

What ever you do, don't ask fatality http://planetquake3.net/download.php?op=fileid&lid=2209

Don Carlos wrote:

sys0p wrote:I fucked some girl I met in a club about 2 weeks ago, and I took one of them Viagra Jellies. I banged her right into the morning, and the next day my dick had friction burns on it, no joke. I thought it was thrush, but it cleared up in 2 days. That was my last scare.

I gave my mates some of those for his wedding night lol

Fucking hell, they are for pros only. I took one at 8pm, and I fucked her on an off until 9am. By that time, my body was dead, I couldn't hold my eyes open, but I had a raging fucking hard on that just would not go down.

Never again. Apart from all the other times I've used them since, and all the times I will in the future.

What's a Viagra Jelly? Is it different than the regular Viagra pill?

Yeah, the pills take about 30 minutes to work, but the jellies work in about 7 minutes. They don't work as well as a pill for some people, but I love them. I wouldn't have a one night stand without them.

SOAPboy wrote:Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..

I heard reports of Viagra damaging your cock if it's used when you don't need it.

Something about over stressing the biologic 'valves' that control the blood flow into the penis. This would be a good place for Geebs or Saturn to speak up.

I know people who've been using it since it came about, and they don't have any problems without it. I think it probably does damage to people who already have a problem

mik0rs wrote:

SOAPboy wrote:Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..

I cant have kids.. thus only thing im "protecting" myself from is STDs, and well, hense the "bar sluts" thing.. :icon26:

SOAPboy wrote:

mik0rs wrote:

SOAPboy wrote:Condoms.. For the bar sluts only..

I cant have kids..

Oooooooh I thought you meant for everyone as opposed to you. Fair enough.

Or he can't have kids because he doesn't have sex with women. Let's not be presumptious. -!-