you wanna know why shuttles blow up

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:23 pm

cus theyre 25 years fucking old

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:44 pm

No, it's all the terrorist fault

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:46 pm

nope, 25 yo old shuttles, thats your problem

also, whilst im talking about these things, whats witht teh space station ? its costing us shitloads of money

its like one of those wheels that spin when you put water on it, they look pretty but they are fucking useless

THE SPACE STATION IS A WATER WHEELZ0R !!!!!!11

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 6:55 pm

No, the spacestation contains the raygun that controls the tidalwaves of gas in alpha proxima that influence the solar winds that completely destroy the tinfoil on geoff's head exposing him to the terrorist mindcontrol which sets him up to hack the spaceshuttle and cause the microwave onboard to explode thus destroying the shuttle.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:11 pm

wicked theory, better than mine

mine had antelope in it

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:11 pm

and slippers

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:14 pm

Sounds plausible enough, tell me

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:25 pm

well 3 blind mice stowed away on the space shuttle and are planning to build a hybrid space slipper which will be the most deadly slipper in the world and could tear through geoffs teflon Y fronts before your nan could say 'fred the supper is ready'

Post by **Scourge** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:30 pm

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:32 pm

And the antelope?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:32 pm

gremlins aswell, although they are nice gramlins, because they make tea

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:33 pm

Survivor wrote:And the antelope?

hes like the boss of the 3 blind mice

kinda like the mutant turtles and splinter only 3 blind mice and antelope

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:34 pm

losCHUNK wrote:gremlins aswell, although they are nice gramlins, because they make tea

Tea can totally wreck a spaceship, ask ford and zaphod

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:36 pm

aye but your forgetting that this is the 3 blind mice and antelope, they are not bound by rules ... THEY LIBERATE THEM with the use of a hybrid spaceship slipper and gremlins

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:38 pm

hey, you people are bored, come play
62.75.163.137:3000

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:39 pm

dont trust him, hes a double agent, that server will warp you into russia and you will have to live out the rest of your days as a hooker pauping a lift home off a lonely trucker

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:41 pm

you know too much

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:42 pm

I don't want to be a hooker pauping a lift home off a lonely trucker in Russia. Maybe Australia or even China but not Russia.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:43 pm

the public must be warned

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:44 pm

Can the public be trusted?

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:46 pm

Survivor wrote:I don't want to be a hooker pauping a lift home off a lonely trucker in Russia. Maybe Australia or even China but not Russia.

its happened to many people already

just ask ivar sagmo

mary poppins

or king penguin

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:46 pm

that is why the public must be trusted, because they must be protected !

Post by **Survivor** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:46 pm

Is king penguin related to king pin?

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:47 pm

you will now be assasinatededed by a butch lesbian called les.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sat Jul 30, 2005 7:48 pm

Survivor wrote:Is king penguin related to king pin?

his lawyers told me to state he is not affilated with king pin in any way, shape or form

CrinklyArse wrote:you will now be assasinatededed by a butch lesbian called les.

les just fell in love with my pet rottweiler