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So this kid asks his dad
Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:35 pm
by Nightshade
"Dad, what's a vagina look like before sex?"
"Well son, it looks a lot like a delicate rose."
"And what about afterwards, Dad?"
"Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:45 am
by Testoclesius
fuck off nerdslayed you cunt :lol:
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:57 am
by saturn
"Daddy, what is incest?"
"Shut up and keep sucking, son"
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:24 am
by DRuM
This young daughter says ' daddy, I want to go out and play with my friends'.
The father says 'no, you can't'
The daughter pleads ' oh please daddy, please!'
The father says ' ok, but you have to suck my cock first'
The daughter starts sucking but then says ' daddy, it tastes of shit'
The father says ' yes, your brother wanted to go to the movies..'
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:38 am
by Kammesennin
...that was gay
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:52 am
by Massive Quasars
my thread is better
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:10 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
DRuM wrote:This young daughter says ' daddy, I want to go out and play with my friends'.
The father says 'no, you can't'
The daughter pleads ' oh please daddy, please!'
The father says ' ok, but you have to suck my cock first'
The daughter starts sucking but then says ' daddy, it tastes of shit'
The father says ' yes, your brother wanted to go to the movies..'
haha
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:38 pm
by glossy
Kammesennin wrote:...that was gay
bada-boom