So this kid asks his dad

Post by **Nightshade** » Fri Jul 22, 2005 11:35 pm

"Dad, what's a vagina look like before sex?"

"Well son, it looks a lot like a delicate rose."

"And what about afterwards, Dad?"

"Well son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Testoclesius · Post by **Testoclesius** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 2:45 am

fuck off nerdslayed you cunt :lol:

Post by **saturn** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:57 am

"Daddy, what is incest?"

"Shut up and keep sucking, son"

Post by **DRuM** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:24 am

This young daughter says ' daddy, I want to go out and play with my friends'.
The father says 'no, you can't'
The daughter pleads ' oh please daddy, please!'
The father says ' ok, but you have to suck my cock first'
The daughter starts sucking but then says ' daddy, it tastes of shit'
The father says ' yes, your brother wanted to go to the movies..'

Post by **Kammesennin** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:38 am

...that was gay

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:52 am

my thread is better

Post by **+JuggerNaut+** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 4:10 pm

DRuM wrote:This young daughter says ' daddy, I want to go out and play with my friends'.
The father says 'no, you can't'
The daughter pleads ' oh please daddy, please!'
The father says ' ok, but you have to suck my cock first'
The daughter starts sucking but then says ' daddy, it tastes of shit'
The father says ' yes, your brother wanted to go to the movies..'

haha

Post by **glossy** » Sat Jul 23, 2005 11:38 pm

Kammesennin wrote:...that was gay

bada-boom