Since the question is bound to be asked, "Why did you have a razor in the tub, and who the fuck takes a bath instead of a shower?" The answer is, "I was trimming the around the tree."
I was using a cheap disposable BIC razor, as seen here:
For one reason or another, I threw the razor down into the water, and noticed it's irrepressible buoyancy. The light weight and construction of the razor, along with the hollow structure of the main mass allow it to displace water almost instantaneously, therefor it simply does not sink.
I picked the razor back up, amazed at what I saw; such a simplistic thing to be in wonder of, and threw it down again into the water with more force. Still, it didn't go more than a few inches into the water before resting on the surface. I tried several times at full force, and for your reference I've thrown 80-90MPH pitches with a baseball at a state fair when I was twelve and didn't have the massive muscles which I currently flex to impress the females daily. Pop pop pop, don't get too close, the bicep will smack you. I imagine if I stood up and threw the razor into the tub, it could hit the bottom.
My challenge to you is, run a tub of water, and make sure it's all the way to the top (with you in it, of course) and take a disposable BIC razor and throw it into the water and try to get it to hit the bottom. Unless there is some trick where you flick your wrist while you throw it, I'm guessing that it'll take at least ten tries for you to accomplish this task.
I can pick up Kn0wFuRy with one muscle (I won't name which) but such a light weight thing as a razor is nearly impossible to dunk all the way to the bottom [of the water].
Kn0wFuRy, I've been stretching and working with weights lately. I think I'll be able to pick you up with it without breaking any of the ligaments fairly soon. It'll be impressive and hot.
Last edited by rep on Tue Feb 08, 2005 9:58 pm, edited 1 time in total.
rep wrote:Since the question is bound to be asked, "Why did you have a razor in the tub, and who the fuck takes a bath instead of a shower?" The answer is, "I was trimming the around the tree."
I was using a cheap disposable BIC razor, as seen here:
For one reason or another, I threw the razor down into the water, and noticed it's irrepressible buoyancy. The light weight and construction of the razor, along with the hollow structure of the main mass allow it to displace water almost instantaneously, therefor it simply does not sink.
I picked the razor back up, amazed at what I saw; such a simplistic thing to be in wonder of, and threw it down again into the water with more force. Still, it didn't go more than a few inches into the water before resting on the surface. I tried several times at full force, and for your reference I've thrown 80-90MPH pitches with a baseball at a state fair when I was twelve and didn't have the massive muscles which I currently flex to impress the females daily. Pop pop pop, don't get too close, the bicep will smack you. I imagine if I stood up and threw the razor into the tub, it could hit the bottom.
My challenge to you is, run a tub of water, and make sure it's all the way to the top (with you in it, of course) and take a disposable BIC razor and throw it into the water and try to get it to hit the bottom. Unless there is some trick where you flick your wrist while you throw it, I'm guessing that it'll take at least ten tries for you to accomplish this task.
Love,
rep
Oh btw, mr 90mph 12 year old pitcher you might want to read this
That's about really GOOD 12 year old pitchers trying out for teams that are pretty competitive and the fastest 12 year old pitcher they ever saw pitched in the 70mph range. Oh and he happened to be 6'2" and 165lbs.
Now would you like to just admit you're full of shit or should I just continue discrediting everything you say.
I can pick up Kn0wFuRy with one muscle (I won't name which) but such a light weight thing as a razor is nearly impossible to dunk all the way to the bottom [of the water].
Kn0wFuRy, I've been stretching and working with weights lately. I think I'll be able to pick you up with it without breaking any of the ligaments fairly soon. It'll be impressive and hot.
Reading rep's posts is like staring at an accident scene when you drive by. You know you shouldn't but you can't help yourself. On one hand is morbid curiosity, on rep's side it's curiosity to see how retarded this fucking loser really is.
12 year old hitting anywhere above the 70 - 75 mph range will get you a lot further than the state fair and posting at a q3w board a few years later. Fastest that I have ever hit was 86mph at the World Series in SC. few years back. (The fastest throw was 90mph flat) That is when we all where around 15 - 17. Good going once again sir rep. :icon27:
I can pick up Kn0wFuRy with one muscle (I won't name which) but such a light weight thing as a razor is nearly impossible to dunk all the way to the bottom [of the water].
Kn0wFuRy, I've been stretching and working with weights lately. I think I'll be able to pick you up with it without breaking any of the ligaments fairly soon. It'll be impressive and hot.
OH OH OH, NO... You took that the wrong way, sweety. I wasn't talking about my arms or legs.
bork[e] wrote:12 year old hitting anywhere above the 70 - 75 mph range will get you a lot further than the state fair and posting at a q3w board a few years later. Fastest that I have ever hit was 86mph at the World Series in SC. few years back. (The fastest throw was 90mph flat) That is when we all where around 15 - 17. Good going once again sir rep. :icon27:
Okay, well I don't know of the scientific accuracy of the state fair radar game. I just know that it was pretty damned fast, and it would break your face into a million pieces of it hit you.
Edit: Hey Borkie, go try that out in the tub. Watch the razor own you.
Whatever fool, you couldn't convince me you know how to do ANYTHING right. I mean everything I've EVER heard from you has always been a straight out lie, and with enough picking at it is always easy to disprove cause your lies are so outrageous you would have to be a pro athlete, a navy seal and a l337 computer haxor to do any of the shit you claim you can do and beleive me you are far too fucking stupid to be any of the above. The sad part is you'll never know it.
