If the doc told you today
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:42 pm
You would be dead by Monday, no questions about it...What are your weekend plans?
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:46 pm
Doesn't matter. Come Monday it will all be irrelevant
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:48 pm
fuck anything that moves and racer my car to within an inch of its life til Sunday night then say goodbye to my Family
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:49 pm
I would get my Paladin in World of Warcraft to lvl 25!
I would hate to go knowing that he was only lvl 24.
I would hate to go knowing that he was only lvl 24.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:56 pm
id hate to go knowing my char was a paladin 
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:13 pm
Play BF2 and call a chick friend to suck my cock under the table till my testicles are so small you cant see 'em.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:14 pm
Doctors work on Saturday?
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:17 pm
knowing my luck that would happen and ill win the lottery 
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:19 pm
so thats till bf2 locks up in the first round againreefsurfer wrote: till my testicles are so small you cant see 'em.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:19 pm
I'd rescue a jellyfish from the beach with my penis. I'd squat down like a weight lifter and place a finger on the top and at the base of my cock and push down and scoop up the stranded creature. Then I would let go slinging the mass of jelly back into the sea. Sure it might hurt like the dickens, but you should see how big my dick gets.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:20 pm
Kill the doctor on the spot, since the motherfucker was clearly planning a hit on me.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:21 pm
:icon28:Pooinyourmouth_needmerge wrote:I'd rescue a jellyfish from the beach with my penis. I'd squat down like a weight lifter and place a finger on the top and at the base of my cock and push down and scoop up the stranded creature. Then I would let go slinging the mass of jelly back into the sea. Sure it might hurt like the dickens, but you should see how big my dick gets.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:21 pm
What a sad existence you must have...reefsurfer wrote:Play BF2 and call a chick friend to suck my cock under the table till my testicles are so small you cant see 'em.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:24 pm
I'd visit a woman I know who's very hot and we're good friends and have a good time 
Then tomorrow evening I'd call and say my good bye's =)
Then tomorrow evening I'd call and say my good bye's =)Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:25 pm
I'd spend the weekend torturing the doctor, then killing him a few minutes before I die...just because in ancient times a messenger bearing bad news was often destroyed on the spot (and I'm all about bein' ancient n' shit).
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:27 pm
You all know the real truth is you'd sit with your family while you all cried a lot.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:27 pm
ahahahahalosCHUNK wrote:knowing my luck that would happen and ill win the lottery
I would think going out fishing would be nice, just sit out on the lake...or maybe do something you know you would most likely die doing..I can't think of a better time to do something like that anyway, Like jumping off a 90 story building with those niffty shoes djepp was talking about the other day.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:27 pm
Would you wear the renaissance leather pants?Hannibal wrote:I'd spend the weekend torturing the doctor, then killing him a few minutes before I die...just because in ancient times a messenger bearing bad news was often destroyed on the spot (and I'm all about bein' ancient n' shit).
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:30 pm
BWAHAHAHHAHA So truelosCHUNK wrote:knowing my luck that would happen and ill win the lottery
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:36 pm
Shut up dude....that's not the point!Pauly wrote:You all know the real truth is you'd sit with your family while you all cried a lot.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:39 pm
Pualy speaks the truth... once again.Pauly wrote:You all know the real truth is you'd sit with your family while you all cried a lot.
Hail to pauly.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:51 pm
No, but you can ask the dude over at Unrealplanet that I 'borrowed' the pics from if he would.bitWISE wrote:Would you wear the renaissance leather pants?Hannibal wrote:I'd spend the weekend torturing the doctor, then killing him a few minutes before I die...just because in ancient times a messenger bearing bad news was often destroyed on the spot (and I'm all about bein' ancient n' shit).
Frankly, I was a bit surprised that more folks didn't try to flame the shit out those pics of "me" I posted. Many folks just seemed to accept that it was me. I figured it would be easily understood as a joke, given other things I've said in the past and the fact that they were hosted at an Unreal Tournament mapper's site.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:52 pm
:lol: I forgot all about those pics... got 'em saved for the quality still.
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:53 pm
Star in a stuff film
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:56 pm
You mean Snuff there fella?PhoeniX wrote:Star in a stuff film