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what the fuck is it with every club having
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:31 am
by losCHUNK
a guy that stands there with a tray full of aftershave in the toilet
he does my head in, hes like FRESHEN UP then sprays me with tesco's finest aftershave which funnily enough smells just like the wisky im drinking
then points to his money tray expecting to give him money
WTF i always throw the toilet roll he gave me to dry my hands in there
when i see one its the only time i try and miss the urinal
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:04 am
by bork[e]
:lol: People like that die in our little country clubs, someone tries to get friendly with you in the john and you aint living much longer.
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:51 am
by losCHUNK
bloke done that a few weeks back, bloke bit taller than me was starring at my cock when i was having a slash, so i tweaked my dick right for a split second and the enxt thing he knew he had a yellow stain all over his brand new asda shirt
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:30 am
by bork[e]
fucking nice. :lol:
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:10 am
by phantasmagoria
losCHUNK wrote:bloke done that a few weeks back, bloke bit taller than me was starring at my cock when i was having a slash, so i tweaked my dick right for a split second and the enxt thing he knew he had a yellow stain all over his brand new asda shirt
Don't lie. It was you who was doing the cock staring, and you had to get your mum to wash your tshirt before the guys came round to play D&D.
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:01 pm
by losCHUNK
you caught me
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:09 pm
by Doombrain
look at them like they are shit, like i do.
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:55 pm
by losCHUNK
that goes without saying
also, i have yet to see a white one
Posted: Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:45 pm
by phantasmagoria
fucking niggers