what the fuck is it with every club having

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:31 am

a guy that stands there with a tray full of aftershave in the toilet

he does my head in, hes like FRESHEN UP then sprays me with tesco's finest aftershave which funnily enough smells just like the wisky im drinking

then points to his money tray expecting to give him money

WTF i always throw the toilet roll he gave me to dry my hands in there

when i see one its the only time i try and miss the urinal

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:04 am

:lol: People like that die in our little country clubs, someone tries to get friendly with you in the john and you aint living much longer.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:51 am

bloke done that a few weeks back, bloke bit taller than me was starring at my cock when i was having a slash, so i tweaked my dick right for a split second and the enxt thing he knew he had a yellow stain all over his brand new asda shirt

Post by **bork[e]** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 4:30 am

fucking nice. :lol:

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 11:10 am

losCHUNK wrote:bloke done that a few weeks back, bloke bit taller than me was starring at my cock when i was having a slash, so i tweaked my dick right for a split second and the enxt thing he knew he had a yellow stain all over his brand new asda shirt

Don't lie. It was you who was doing the cock staring, and you had to get your mum to wash your tshirt before the guys came round to play D&D.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:01 pm

you caught me

Post by **Doombrain** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:09 pm

look at them like they are shit, like i do.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 12:55 pm

that goes without saying

also, i have yet to see a white one

Post by **phantasmagoria** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:45 pm

fucking niggers