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Oh Those Brits

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:35 pm
by lars63
Virgin sex robots to offer themselves to Brits in world first sexual experience
The tease and build up to the "special" first steamy sex session is set to titillate fellas.

Cyborg developer of Realbotix Matt McMullen explains his app is crucial to building the "emotional connection" and getting the android to fall in love with you before the first romp.

But when blokes finally get their hands on the hot cyborg with a "pulse" it is going to be "mind blowing".
Fellas will "open the eyes" of their racy robotic lovers to the kinky machine's first experience.

In turn, men are going to take something away from the "intimate" robot romps.

Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, Matt said: "Through the app, people are going to be getting to know this artificial intelligence and the robot. Read More:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... -Realbotix

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 1:37 pm
by lars63
Here we go again, I know we had a thread about this but this guy is actually doing it, so step right up kiddies and well, do what ever you do with one of these things, (grin)

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 3:25 pm
by Eraser
These are the same Brits that have to opt in to get porn on their internet?

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2017 6:34 pm
by seremtan
>daily star

:|

no one can beat the japanese for sex bots

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:37 pm
by PhoeniX
hmm they do look unbelievably freaky :/

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 6:36 am
by Whiskey 7
In that article....
A robot-obsessed graphic designer has built a scarily lifelike cyborg who is the spitting image of actress Scarlett Johansson.
The crafted bot Image and the real life model Image


PhoeniX wrote:hmm they do look unbelievably freaky :/
I have to agree PhoeniX. Scary stuff.

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 1:21 pm
by lars63
*grin* so I gather no one is taking this bot to bed anytime soon? At least anyone from this forum me included

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:57 pm
by seremtan
Whiskey 7 wrote:Image
uncanny valley?

more like uncanny bottomless ravine into the underworld

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 6:20 am
by MKJ
I'd do it.

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:47 pm
by lars63
MKJ wrote:I'd do it.
Well we have one in favor of hitting it *LOL* are there any more ?

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 1:50 pm
by Eraser
MKJ "doing" someone (something?) is a pretty low bar though

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:51 pm
by MKJ
Eraser wrote:MKJ "doing" someone (something?) is a pretty low bar though
Which explains your second child.
Zoink.

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:58 pm
by shaft
Image

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 8:59 pm
by Eraser
My second child is your brother.
Bam.

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:46 am
by obsidian
Here's the thing, they can sculpt the robot to look like Johansson, that's not the hard part. You can make a mannequin look like her. The problem is making the robot move and behave like a human as opposed to a blender on lawnmower wheels grafted to a wad of silicone. I'm not prepared to stick my big black dick into a toaster.

Also, pretty sure MKJ will find some way to get the robot preggers, and then starts the human robot hybrid super race and we're all fucked.

Re: Oh Those Brits

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:33 am
by MKJ
Eraser wrote:My second child is your brother.
Bam.
:olo: match point.