Oh Those Brits

[lars63]

Virgin sex robots to offer themselves to Brits in world first sexual experience
The tease and build up to the "special" first steamy sex session is set to titillate fellas.

Cyborg developer of Realbotix Matt McMullen explains his app is crucial to building the "emotional connection" and getting the android to fall in love with you before the first romp.

But when blokes finally get their hands on the hot cyborg with a "pulse" it is going to be "mind blowing".
Fellas will "open the eyes" of their racy robotic lovers to the kinky machine's first experience.

In turn, men are going to take something away from the "intimate" robot romps.

Speaking exclusively to Daily Star Online, Matt said: "Through the app, people are going to be getting to know this artificial intelligence and the robot. Read More:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... -Realbotix

[lars63]

Here we go again, I know we had a thread about this but this guy is actually doing it, so step right up kiddies and well, do what ever you do with one of these things, (grin)

[Eraser]

These are the same Brits that have to opt in to get porn on their internet?

[seremtan]

>daily star



no one can beat the japanese for sex bots

[PhoeniX]

hmm they do look unbelievably freaky :/

[Whiskey 7]

In that article....

A robot-obsessed graphic designer has built a scarily lifelike cyborg who is the spitting image of actress Scarlett Johansson.

The crafted bot and the real life model

hmm they do look unbelievably freaky :/

I have to agree PhoeniX. Scary stuff.

[lars63]

*grin* so I gather no one is taking this bot to bed anytime soon? At least anyone from this forum me included

[seremtan]

uncanny valley?

more like uncanny bottomless ravine into the underworld

[MKJ]

I'd do it.

[lars63]

I'd do it.

Well we have one in favor of hitting it *LOL* are there any more ?

[Eraser]

MKJ "doing" someone (something?) is a pretty low bar though

[MKJ]

MKJ "doing" someone (something?) is a pretty low bar though

Which explains your second child.
Zoink.

[shaft]

[Eraser]

My second child is your brother.
Bam.

[obsidian]

Here's the thing, they can sculpt the robot to look like Johansson, that's not the hard part. You can make a mannequin look like her. The problem is making the robot move and behave like a human as opposed to a blender on lawnmower wheels grafted to a wad of silicone. I'm not prepared to stick my big black dick into a toaster.

Also, pretty sure MKJ will find some way to get the robot preggers, and then starts the human robot hybrid super race and we're all fucked.

[MKJ]

My second child is your brother.
Bam.

match point.