Christmas shopping with females

[Flex Donkey]

Is there a more torturous activity in this world? If so I'm not aware of it.

[Ryoki]

Christmas is mostly a family affair here, think long dinners and akward conversations with relatives you see once a year and so on. We don't really do the whole gifts thing, there's another holiday for that (which is eerily similar actually, but that's another story). In any case, yes. Shopping for the holidays with a womancreature is godfuckingafwul, mine spent about thrice what was agreed upon this year, and it took fucking days. DAYS.

The family bullshit gets on my tits even more than the shopping though. Piss off with your social obligations - next year i'm totally fucking off to Thailand for two weeks or something, avoid the whole thing.

God i hate Christmas.

[MKJ]

God i hate Christmas.

Oh yes.

[Transient]

God i hate Christmas.

This.

[seremtan]

>any kind of shopping with females
>christmas
>family bullshit

glad to hear we're all on the same page, bros

on a related note, when people ask me what i'm doing for xmas i like to reply "celebrating the birth of our lord and saviour jesus christ" just to enjoy the momentarily confused look on their faces

[Don Carlos]

I like Christmas as much as I like a summer BBQ, which is a lot. Loads of friends getting together with food and drink, plus you get to give some gifts. What is not to like?

But shopping is horrific. I think all women should have designated shopping friends.

[xer0s]

The whole thing is absolutely dreadful. Looks likes we're all on the same page...

[scared?]

We don't really do the whole gifts thing

Lol poor ppl...

[Κracus]

I've got two kids at just the right age where Christmas is like a cruel form of torture. We just bought a house in Feb so we're spending our 1st Christmas at home. I'll be on vacation till mid January working on my game, yay!

[scared?]

Listen up chumps... We have spent more on Christmas gifts than u morons make in a year... Thankfully my wife's Christmas bonus covers it all... God it sucked when I was poor... My condolences poorons... ...

[Don Carlos]

Listen up chumps... We have spent more on Christmas gifts than u morons make in a year... Thankfully my wife's Christmas bonus covers it all... God it sucked when I was poor... My condolences poorons... ...

What did you get your wife? Or should I say what did she get herself?

[xer0s]

Ohhhhhh shit...

[seremtan]

I think all women should have designated shopping friends.

that moment when you realise that this is meant to be you and you didn't read the relationship fine print

[seremtan]

working on my game

so many ways this can go...

[plained]

kids make it fun!

[xer0s]

After seeing Geoff's kids screaming over a life jacket yesterday, I'm not sure I would agree...

[plained]

sounds like you get irritated and frustrated very easily

have you been extremely self absorbed for a very long time?

mentally that can be very limiting on your potentials ey!

this is something that even squeezing a ball cant temporarily alleviate, its fundamental ey!

[plained]

Is there a more torturous activity in this world? If so I'm not aware of it.

shopping is best online.

cruising the malls and such is just for vibe and mood ey

[xer0s]

sounds like you get irritated and frustrated very easily

have you been extremely self absorbed for a very long time?

mentally that can be very limiting on your potentials ey!

this is something that even squeezing a ball cant temporarily alleviate, its fundamental ey!

Into the void of life we must go!

Remember things for the little times ey?!

If ever you need a good bit of fun, just play with slinky or kids games

eyyyyyy

[plained]

whoa calm down man!

stretch a clay yo!

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

lol christmas

[scared?]

I bet xer0s built a mock school yard on his landfill so he could simulate a school shooting... For Christmas...

[shaft]

kids make Christmas fun. fuck buying adults gifts...tell them to grow up. Also, online shopping is the best.

[xer0s]

I bet xer0s built a mock school yard on his landfill so he could simulate a school shooting... For Christmas...

What? That's fucked up Geoff. Even for you...

[scared?]

Grow up fantasy child murderer...