famous quotes...

[scared?]

1. You can do anything, but not everything.
—David Allen
2. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
3. The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.
—Unknown Author
4. You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
—Wayne Gretzky
5. I fucked ur dad.
-Freakaloin 1999
6. ?...

[MKJ]

2. Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
—Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

a favorite of mine. well played.

[shaft]

6. ?...

Grow up..

-shaft 2010

[Captain]

"u fkn wot m8 ill rek u and ur mum i swear u cunt"

-youth in Britain

[Whiskey 7]

There but for the grace of God go I.


Proverb?
Maybe first spoken by the English preacher and martyr, John Bradford (circa 1510–1555).


Clicky

[seremtan]

"Improvement makes strait roads. But crooked roads without improvement are roads of genius."

- William Blake, Proverbs of Hell

[Pext]

“As long as you still experience the stars as something "above you", you lack the eye of knowledge.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

[axbaby]

Napolean once said "A crowded elevator smells different to a midget"

[Pext]

"It's better to live on your feet than die on your knees."

[chopov]

Sounds like a quote from an 80s C-action-movie...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening.

So she goes to her mother, she says what am I going to do I’m so big down there when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me.

Her mother says don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family, do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there he’ll never know the difference.

So she does.

They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow.
It says -:
“My darling Harriet.
To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up.
The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children.

When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.

Your loving husband, Harry.

PS. Your cunt is in the sink."

-Marty Funkhauser

[dubz]

“As long as you still experience the stars as something "above you", you lack the eye of knowledge.”

― Friedrich Nietzsche

[seremtan]

i seriously doubt that a fedora would recognise that Nietzsche is referencing Kant's famous "starry sky above me and the moral law within me" line

[Pext]

i seriously doubt that a fedora would recognise that Nietzsche is referencing Kant's famous "starry sky above me and the moral law within me" line

That's what I like about the quote. While I don't agree with Nietzsches slave/master dichotomy I prefer a more multi facetted narrative approach to morale over the deistic version propagated by Kant.

[Eraser]

i seriously doubt that a fedora would recognise that Nietzsche is referencing Kant's famous "starry sky above me and the moral law within me" line

That's what I like about the quote. While I don't agree with Nietzsches slave/master dichotomy I prefer a more multi facetted narrative approach to morale over the deistic version propagated by Kant.

lol, get that thumb out of your ass.

[seremtan]

^ get that chip off your shoulder

[plained]

"avoid doing the wrong things for the wrong reasons"

[Captain]

"It's better to live on your feet than die on your knees."

"It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees."

Idiot.

[seremtan]

^ either the greatest counter-troll in Q3W history or moronism of monumentally epic proportions

[seremtan]

2014, in quotes from retarded members of the US government:

http://foreignpolicy.com/2014/12/31/the ... liticians/