Happy Birthday Mazda!

[plained]

eeyy Happy Birthday !

air baby!

[Whiskey 7]

HBD

Congratulations to: Captain Mazda (25)

[Transient]

Yay!

[Eraser]

Parkinson's titties make you hot?

HBD Mazda!

[Captain]

Ey thanks, my friends took me on a downtown binge Saturday night and I woke up with a hangover and a parking ticket

[Whiskey 7]

Parking ticket! Why pay them? Want a challenge Captain Mazda?

Ask to be let off the fine, and let them know it was your birthday. Scan your drivers licence in the requesting letter/email. Let them know that it was supposed to be a quite drink with one friend and they sprung a group surprise party on you. You were too inebriated to drive away, and you really don't remember the night at all.

Look, I am near sure they will waive the fine as it worked for me once

[Eraser]

Yeah lol, and replace it with a public intoxication one

[Ryoki]

Happy birthday

[MKJ]

hbd mazda

terrible advice whiskey, you win at life

[Tsakali]

happy day with the whole birthday in mind

[SoM]

hbd ya terrorist

[obsidian]

Happy Birthday Mazda. Though I don't understand why people get completely smashed, feel sick the next morning and still think to themselves, "Gee, what a great night out. I assume I must have had some fun but I certainly can't remember any of it. Why do I have a black eye and what's this rash on my genitals?"

[SplEEb]

you just described the perfect night out. The only thing to top it off would be blowing chunks in the morning after catching sight of the hideous beast in bed next to you. Good TImes!!