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Banks... i fucking hate 'em!
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:12 pm
by reefsurfer
They want twice the amount of money as a security than what i had expect, funny thing is, im buying the company for HALF its value, so the company are worth twice the money im trying to loan on the bank...
So they called me today and said yes, you can borrow the money..BUT, we need a creditor on twice the amount of money that i though... i cant get that much money.. so i got pissed and told them that im borrowing HALF the amount of money that the company is worth and on those money im loaning you want a crditor for HALF that sum!?? Although the company itself is worth much more... wtf, cock,pussy,whore,hell,shit,turd,chav,prick!!!!!! :icon33: :icon33:
so....i hung up and call the people selling, told 'em i cant raise that much money or get a creditor willing to credit that amount... so i started negotiating about buying a share in the company or lease the company for one year and then buy the joint-stock/corporation.
fucking hell.. i gotta shave and head to a meeting to negotiate some more.. :icon33:
no games for me today..

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:19 pm
by phantasmagoria
loan shark
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:20 pm
by 4days
have you got a finanical advisor?
tried more than one bank?
if you can raise more than a few grand on your own, you can borrow a shitload if you shop around properly.
stating the obvious granted, but it sounds like you've been playing games instead of doing your homework

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:20 pm
by Billy Bellend
establishing masive amounts of credit woulda came in handy now eeyy?
the bank will check yer bum & bag all day if you ask them.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:20 pm
by saturn
get a job
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:29 pm
by reefsurfer
4days wrote:have you got a finanical advisor?
tried more than one bank?
if you can raise more than a few grand on your own, you can borrow a shitload if you shop around properly.
stating the obvious granted, but it sounds like you've been playing games instead of doing your homework

I got money on the bank, not just the amount that can cover this.
I have a financial advisor, a lawyer and a auditor.
And no.. i havent been playing games instead.
Im not new to this at all... but you cant know that, because im a name on a game forum.
Gotta go.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 1:30 pm
by busetibi
lol reminds me of when i went into my bank, which ive been with for 15 years,
for a unsecured loan for $15k,even although i had over $20k in my buisness account they knocked me back,so i told them to shove it, changed banks and was offered a $50k overdraught with my new bank.
but yer,banks fkn suck the big one, twats one and all.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 9:59 pm
by reefsurfer
aaaaaand... the deal is off.
Guess its back to my old job.
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 10:00 pm
by saturn
dude

Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 10:03 pm
by reefsurfer
saturn wrote:dude

well... i tried.
*cries on saturns shoulder*
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:29 pm
by Pext
someday there'll be another chance :icon14:
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:34 pm
by losCHUNK
mine say WEVE LOOKED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT AND WHERES OUR MONEY
and i say I HAVE IT INVESTED IN ORANGES and then they dont like me either
glad the cunts were robbed last mnth :icon34:
Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 11:43 pm
by Pext
i experienced something similiar:
my parents own three houses, 2 of them at the bodensee. as they are rather old, they need renovation in order to be used as an income source. the whole process would cost ~500k €... and all that's missing is an additional safety of 20k. lol.
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:06 am
by R00k
I once had nearly 10K in my account, but couldn't get a loan for 8,000 without a co-signer.
I don't care for them either. They could bend the rules for certain occasions, but they would rather have the extra money to use for profit. It's no skin off their back if you don't get the loan.
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:53 am
by reefsurfer
R00k wrote: They could bend the rules for certain occasions, but they would rather have the extra money to use for profit.
Exactly...
And not everybody have half a million on their account.

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:54 am
by reefsurfer
Pext wrote:someday there'll be another chance :icon14:
mmm.. maybe the fourth time im buying a business it will work..

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:06 am
by Massive Quasars
reefsurfer wrote:aaaaaand... the deal is off.
Guess its back to my old job.
Ouch.
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:53 am
by Ryoki
Aww

Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 8:03 am
by Grudge
that sucks, man
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 8:29 am
by MKJ
too bad sir :A
here i got a mortgage on my house when i didnt even have a steady job. banks :Dork:
Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 10:54 am
by SplishSplash
If the bank says it isn't worth that much, it probably isn't.