good night

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:16 am

wouldve been better if some blonde whore couldve kept standing upright but all in all, an absolute result of a night

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:39 am

Hands holding ankles all night.

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:37 am

ewww my head

yer anyway i seen the girl walk out the club with what i assumed was her bf, he didnt look to happy and as she went to hug him he shrugged her off (only a little shrug) and she went flying, cracked her head on the floor and knocked herself the fuck out, blood pissing out from her head

so i started clapping

and then everyone was going to the bloke YOU HIT HER OMG YOU BASTARD... so i was like woah woah woah, aite he pushed her but he didnt clap her and she shouldve been able to keep her balance if anything

then they all turned on me

telling me i didnt see shit and that i didnt know what i was talking about

told them, fuck you i was sat here eating my hardly cooked bacon roll and pickled egg and juicing on my robbed pint of stella

it was me (and a few of my mates but they didnt see it) vs 10 people, pigs turned up, arrested the bloke and they didnt even wanna listen to what i had to say

fucking rock munchers

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Sun May 15, 2005 11:45 am

No one listens.

At least you were entertained.

Post by **busetibi** » Sun May 15, 2005 12:05 pm

mmm, bacon roll

Post by **losCHUNK** » Sun May 15, 2005 2:05 pm

i did say quick rape the bitch before she wakes up mind :/

and told the poeple dragging her around to move her away from me cus i was tryna to eat

Post by **glossy** » Sun May 15, 2005 4:22 pm

hahaha chunk, great story well told... noone fucking listens to us

it's 2:15am, i have about 3 hours of homework to do before 8am monday (less than 6 hours away...)

CAN I DO IT

Post by **CrinklyArse** » Sun May 15, 2005 10:39 pm

you could always just, be 'ill'

Post by **Massive Quasars** » Mon May 16, 2005 12:43 am

Yes you can (or could have).