Happy Birthday...

[Dark Metal]

To my good friend shaft! It's his one hundred and eleventyith birthday!

[LawL]

[MKJ]

hbd. time to take the ring back, you've put this off far too long.

[plained]

eeyyy Happy Birthday Shaft!

a passionate scorpio eyy!!

[Don Carlos]

Gurpy Hurfdeh

[scared?]

Lots of morons in here...

[surgeon62]

HBD

[scared?]

HBD

fuck u...

[HM-PuFFNSTuFF]

Happy Birthday Jake. May this year be better. I'm really hoping you get visitation rights as a birthday present, I know the hearing is soon. Just remember, you're better off without her.

[losCHUNK]

Happy birthday muff bag

[Doombrain]

Happy Birthday!

[Whiskey 7]

Happy Birthday Shaft

[YourGrandpa]

Fuck that fag.

[plained]

hey what the heck he may just do that, it is his birthday ey!

[seremtan]

what has it got in its pocketses?

oh, another iPhone

[shaft]

Thanks guys.
As puff mentioned, this year has been a real emotional roller coaster for me. With my wife and kids leaving me for riddla and Peter Jackson rejecting my audition tape. All this right on the heels of Steve Jobs death, I didn't think I could take any more or feel any lower. It wasn't all downers though. I had you guys to obsesses over on my new Apple iPad with Retina Display. I also reached a milestone in my Xbox gamerscore and found out the KFC Double Down was named so because it not only makes an excellent sandwich but also doubles as a facial moisturizer. Like that one guy from that movie said, "the night is darkest before the dawn". Well my friends....lets all have a virtual toast to the sunrise

[Captain]

HBD shaft

[plained]

Thanks guys.
As puff mentioned, this year has been a real emotional roller coaster for me. With my wife and kids leaving me for riddla and Peter Jackson rejecting my audition tape. All this right on the heels of Steve Jobs death, I didn't think I could take any more or feel any lower. It wasn't all downers though. I had you guys to obsesses over on my new Apple iPad with Retina Display. I also reached a milestone in my Xbox gamerscore and found out the KFC Double Down was named so because it not only makes an excellent sandwich but also doubles as a facial moisturizer. Like that one guy from that movie said, "the night is darkest before the dawn". Well my friends....lets all have a virtual toast to the sunrise

and dare i say

[mrd]

SLAPCHOP!

HBD mang.

[LawL]

Thanks guys.
As puff mentioned, this year has been a real emotional roller coaster for me. With my wife and kids leaving me for riddla and Peter Jackson rejecting my audition tape. All this right on the heels of Steve Jobs death, I didn't think I could take any more or feel any lower. It wasn't all downers though. I had you guys to obsesses over on my new Apple iPad with Retina Display. I also reached a milestone in my Xbox gamerscore and found out the KFC Double Down was named so because it not only makes an excellent sandwich but also doubles as a facial moisturizer. Like that one guy from that movie said, "the night is darkest before the dawn". Well my friends....lets all have a virtual toast to the sunrise

Will you be having a celebratory dinner with a life sized cardboard cut-out of Jolene Blalock?

[shaft]

Hell yeah dude. After a wonderful dinner I took her back to my place and showed her something else that was really thin and stiff.

[Transient]

Yay!

[andyman]

[Nightshade]

Happy birthday Alvin! All my best to Simon and Theodore.

[fKd]

happy birthday man