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I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:16 am
by Ryoki
A woman who shouted "I'm Jack Sparrow" at police as she stole a ferry was lucky she was not injured, the owners of the vessel said. Alison Whelan referred to the movie pirate character as she took the Dart Princess on the River Dart in Devon. She was jailed after being found guilty by magistrates in Torquay of aggravated vehicle taking last September.
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She had been drinking for two days and was eating hallucinogenic deadly nightshade, which is poisonous, magistrates were told.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19661144
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:24 am
by Don Carlos
Brilliant!
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:39 am
by SoM
lol poor mazda
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:41 am
by Captain
Creating your own birthday thread
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:33 am
by Nightshade
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:38 pm
by losCHUNK
Nightshade wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY
SHE ATE YOU
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:46 pm
by seremtan
When arrested, Whelan said she untied some ropes because she kept tripping over them, and that she would have ended up in St Tropez if they had not been caught.
because that's what always happens when you get mashed off your tits and steal a boat
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:57 pm
by GONNAFISTYA
"aggravated vehicle taking"?
That's what they charged her with? Is that a real law on the books? Was it written by a 4-year-old?
Bitch looks like a meth-head.
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2012 11:09 pm
by mrd
GONNAFISTYA wrote:"aggravated vehicle taking"?
That's what they charged her with? Is that a real law on the books? Was it written by a 4-year-old?
Was wondering the same.
Also,
at eating nightshade. What a train wreck.
Re: I'm Jack Sparrow!
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 1:39 pm
by +JuggerNaut+
Captain Mazda wrote:Creating your own birthday thread