A woman who shouted "I'm Jack Sparrow" at police as she stole a ferry was lucky she was not injured, the owners of the vessel said. Alison Whelan referred to the movie pirate character as she took the Dart Princess on the River Dart in Devon. She was jailed after being found guilty by magistrates in Torquay of aggravated vehicle taking last September.
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She had been drinking for two days and was eating hallucinogenic deadly nightshade, which is poisonous, magistrates were told.
When arrested, Whelan said she untied some ropes because she kept tripping over them, and that she would have ended up in St Tropez if they had not been caught.
because that's what always happens when you get mashed off your tits and steal a boat
