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LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:56 am
by Nightshade
Dead.
http://www.cnn.com/2012/07/14/world/asi ... index.html
Well, probably not LawL, but still. What a nightmarish way to die. Being an Australian, I mean. No, seriously, the eaten by a great white bit. Shitty.
Re: LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 12:33 pm
by seremtan
He declined to say what might be behind the attacks, but said a lot of research is being done on the subject and that authorities hope to have more information soon.
well obviously the great white hates australia's freedom
Re: LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:21 pm
by Plan B
Yeah, I read somewhere shark attacks/kills are becoming noticeably more frequent around Australia, lately. Particularly off the coast of Perth (South West australia).
Lawl's probably alright, though;
He a Bondi Beach homo
Re: LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:26 pm
by losCHUNK
I think what we need is obvious
Re: LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 1:37 pm
by Plan B
Mutant dolphins?
WITH LASERS?!
Re: LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 8:27 pm
by andyman
we don't really belong in the water, there are still prehistoric creatures in there.
Re: LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 9:30 pm
by Captain
What, you mean Americans?
HAHAHAHA
Re: LawL
Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 11:56 pm
by Psyche911
Captain Mazda wrote:What, you mean Americans?
Are you kidding? We don't believe in prehistoric anything, all that's ever happened is in the bible.
Re: LawL
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:05 am
by Tsakali
prehistorics were better for it too...
Re: LawL
Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:13 am
by seremtan
andyman wrote:we don't really belong in the water, there are still prehistoric creatures in there.
like Jeebus riding sea-dinosaurs
Re: LawL
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:31 am
by TruthfulLiar
you guys mean antediluvian
Re: LawL
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 2:59 pm
by scared?
Lawl died choking on my cock...end of story...
Re: LawL
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:23 pm
by Plan B
Why isnt lawl responding to this?
Sharks got your tongue?
Hehe, made a little pun there.
Re: LawL
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 4:59 pm
by Big Kahuna Burger
also a slightly wrong haiku
Re: LawL
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:57 pm
by TruthfulLiar
BawLess
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:43 am
by LawL
Plan B wrote:Why isnt lawl responding to this?
Sharks got your tongue?
Hehe, made a little pun there.
I swim in the ocean all year 'round. The thought of a shark attack is pretty fucked up, it just doesn't particularly concern me when I'm out there.
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 8:40 am
by Doombrain
Hey everyone, Lawl swims in the sea.
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:32 pm
by scared?
What kind of dipshit swims in an ocean? They are fucking disgusting!...
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:18 pm
by plained
i swam in that there hapuna beach
it seemed really clean and nice
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:42 pm
by scared?
Lol it's not...
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 2:47 pm
by plained
well i guess i didnt swim to much mostly that boogie board thing ey
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:56 pm
by seremtan
scared? wrote:What kind of dipshit swims in an ocean? They are fucking disgusting!...
says the guy who swims in a stagnant-looking shitpond
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:59 pm
by scared?
Crystal clear, beautifully flowing lake...best of all no nasty salt or nuclear run off..why so mad?...
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 5:32 pm
by obsidian
I'd be mad too if I found out that while I was swimming with Willy Nelson in a lake behind my house that it was full of floating turds.
Re: LawL
Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 7:45 pm
by seremtan
scared? wrote:flowing lake
made of still, sloping water