Someday you will be a high roller and able to get away with

[tnf]

Only the elite few amongst us who are able to roll in a Dodge Neon with racing flames will know how it feels to take up 4 spots in the Wal Mart lot.
I'll give you a few guesses as to what the driver looked like - I'll bet you can describe him pretty well without anything more than seeing this.



Do you do anything to fuck with people that park like this? Seems really counter intuitive for a person who doesn't want their car dinged up to park
like a douchebag and beg someone to key it.

[DRuM]

[Scourge]

Do you do anything to fuck with people that park like this?

Sometimes I'll park crooked right next to them, or park where it will be difficult for them to get out.

[Stoner]

If people want to be stupid I don't really care. That guy is asking for it tho.

[bitWISE]

It looks like he parked at the back of the lot and there are still plenty of empty spaces. I wouldn't give a shit.

[Scourge]

Unless 15 minutes later it's not so empty, and you need a place to park. Then it's a problem.

[obsidian]

Do you do anything to fuck with people that park like this?

Suggestion:

[SoM]

that a srt-4 ?

[bitWISE]

No, it definitely isn't a Neon but I can't figure out what it is yet.

[bitWISE]

Dodge Stratus. Even found the same shitty kit he has. Boosh.

[Transient]

LOL, I have a 2004 Stratus and I'd never dream of kitting the POS.

Some douche double parked his F-350 in 2 handicapped spots of my bank on Friday, and I was having a bad day. I went inside and asked, "who's the asshole taking up 2 spots in front?" Some fuckwad answered and I asked why. He said it was because he didn't want anyone to ding/scratch his truck and I told him being a dick made it more likely that someone would. He told me to call the cops, he didn't care. So I took a "picture" of his plate with my cell phone and "called" the cops, so he rushed out and took off. As luck would have it, a cruiser was rounding the corner and pulled him over. That made my day.

[SoM]

post his plate# all over the web lol

n1

[tnf]

It's even worse when someone takes up 2 or more spots simply because they can't fucking park.

[EtUL]

LOL, I have a 2004 Stratus and I'd never dream of kitting the POS.

Some douche double parked his F-350 in 2 handicapped spots of my bank on Friday, and I was having a bad day. I went inside and asked, "who's the asshole taking up 2 spots in front?" Some fuckwad answered and I asked why. He said it was because he didn't want anyone to ding/scratch his truck and I told him being a dick made it more likely that someone would. He told me to call the cops, he didn't care. So I took a "picture" of his plate with my cell phone and "called" the cops, so he rushed out and took off. As luck would have it, a cruiser was rounding the corner and pulled him over. That made my day.

didn't happen

[Tsakali]

I'm not a big enough douche to damage their car or anything, but I wish every time I saw that I would have the time and luxury of taking a dump and smearing it all over their windshield, cause it just seems like the appropriate response

[MKJ]

It's even worse when someone takes up 2 or more spots simply because they can't fucking park.

i disagree. in their case its a lack of skill, they cant really quite help it so to speak.
this moron knows full well how to park properly and decides not to,

good thing about mall parking lots.. lots of shopping carts

[losCHUNK]

theres like a thousand spaces, panic over

[xer0s]

^ found the culprit...

[losCHUNK]

its not like hes parked in 4 cripple bays outside a busy hospital, you complain if he was parked in a field ?

[MKJ]

Unless 15 minutes later it's not so empty, and you need a place to park. Then it's a problem.

[obsidian]

Way to miss the point and white-knight for Bobby Joe Ray Hick Jr. We're not discussing the ethics for parking like a douche in a mostly empty parking lot, we're laughing at the mindset of an idiot who thinks that his shitbox Dodge Stratus trimmed with 37 layers of bad taste is worthy of the douchepark.

[plained]

It looks like he parked at the back of the lot and there are still plenty of empty spaces. I wouldn't give a shit.

thats what came into my head too

then i imagined him flying out to the unseen convenience/gasbar to get a pack o smokes, a slimjim and some gum!

he had a trucker hat on ey! and very thin!

[losCHUNK]

Unless 15 minutes later it's not so empty, and you need a place to park. Then it's a problem.

i like him, he reminds me of an older me

Way to miss the point and white-knight for Bobby Joe Ray Hick Jr. We're not discussing the ethics for parking like a douche in a mostly empty parking lot, we're laughing at the mindset of an idiot who thinks that his shitbox Dodge Stratus trimmed with 37 layers of bad taste is worthy of the douchepark.

haters gonna hate

[bitWISE]

Way to miss the point and white-knight for Bobby Joe Ray Hick Jr. We're not discussing the ethics for parking like a douche in a mostly empty parking lot, we're laughing at the mindset of an idiot who thinks that his shitbox Dodge Stratus trimmed with 37 layers of bad taste is worthy of the douchepark.

Around here, I'd say it was a Mexican car.

[Eraser]

theres like a thousand spaces, panic over

It's just about not being a prick who thinks he can do just as he wants. If everyone would go "oh hey, there's plenty of parking spots" and then take up 4 spots, then the entire parking lot would be filled up with 10 cars. Sure, there's plenty of space now, but you know why? Because everyone else parks like a normal person instead of a complete moron.